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    Have you ever done the butt scooch? Yeah...I tried it. My pants suffered the loss... Oh well. Let me tell you a story...


    There once was a Shmink (creature I made up). He was red. His pants were made of coconut hairs,"Hello, I wish I had a lemon," said his pants. "Let's do the meow mmm mm mmm mm mmm m...I wish I had a toe! My orange is pickles! Oh well yesterday I fell dow a staircase at school and a teacher yelled down,"Are you okay?" when I got out of the building, my friend said that she thought some crazy man had come and shot me down the stairs..."No I just broke my butt."I say