Phantompaw peered around into the den and stuck his tongue out at them. He was just trying to be playful, but sometimes he made people want to claw his face off.
" Greetings, lay-dies.", he said the word "ladies" with an awkward accent, as if it were the first time he had ever tried pronouncing it. The ginger tom grinned his goofy smile, beaming at the two." Whatcha talkin' about? She-cat gossip? Relationships? What?" He pricked his ears eagerly. It was too obvious that he knew nothing about she-cats.