The Awesomesauce Club! WARNING: MAY CONTAIN RANDOMNESS

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    Username: Journey ?!
    Nickname: Journey
    Fave Color: Redddd
    Fave Animal: Uh..so many!!....dolphins and unicorns and Pegasus!
    How Random on a scale of 1 to 10: 10!!!!!!!
    Fact about me: I want a fat bunnie named Snuffles

    PHSTT... THAT WAS NOTHING!!


    LEPERCHAUNS ARE STALKING MEH....AND THERE STALKING YOU TOOSH!! THER...LURKING IN MEH TOASTER AND EATING ME LUCKY SHIRT! THERE BARFING GLITTER AND POOPING RAINBOWS! AND NARWHALS ARE EATING MY FAT BUNNIES NAMED HARP DERP!!

    Weeeellllll.......


    A NEON PEGASUSES IS CHASING MEH! A GUMMY BEAR'S WITH HIM, AND HE'S EATING MY LEFT SHOE! A CHINCILA IS EATIN MEH PET NARWHAL, AND EATIN HIS BRAIN! RARARARARARAR!!! A CHINCHILA ZOMBIE IS STALKIN MEH!! RARARARARAR!!! A GUMMY BEAR IS EATIN MAH SHOEE!!! RARARRARA! A NEON PEGASUS IS CHASIN MEH!! I EAT DEH GUMMY, BLOW AWAY DEH CHINCHILA WITH MAH MARSHMALLOW LASER AND RIDE ON THE PEGASUS' BACK ALL DEH WAY HOOOMMMEEE!!!!

    ISH IS RIDING A ROBOT UNICORN ALL THE WAYSH HOME! I AM A DINYSAUR OS RAWR AND STUFF! GUMMY BEAR EATING MY GINGERBREAD HOUSE AND I WATCHING BARNEY WHILE DORA IS POOPING OUR RAINBOWS MADE OF DIFFERENT COLORSH OF GLITTER! RAWRRAWRRAWR!! I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE MEH, MACHINE GUN!!! MWAHAHAHMWAMWAHHAHAHAHHA! THE END! AND THE ZOMBIE GUMMYBEARS SANG I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT ALL THE WAY HOME! AND THE NARWHALS SANG I'M PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY ALL THE WAY HOME! RAWRRAWRRAWRRAWR!

    DEH NARWHAL SINGS TO DEH ROBOT HOG: BOOM I GOT UR BOYFRIEND! I GOT UR MAN! BOOM I GOT UR BOYFRIEND! I GOT UR MANNN!!!!!!!!!! ROBOT HOG PEES ON HER AND BES LIKE: NO FREAKING WAYYYY!!!! NARWHAL SPEWS KETCHUP AT ROBOT HOG: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA!!!!! LEPROCAUNS COME DANCING FROM DEH SKY: DEDEEEDEDEDEDEDEDE!!!!! EATS ROBOT HOG. BUUURRRPPPP!!!!! NARWHAL SPEWS KETCHUP ON LEPROCAUNS. LEPROCUANS EAT THEM. OH NO!!! THEY EAT REST OF WORLD. DEH BECOME DEH SUPREME RULERS, WITH DERE LEADER SHAKIRA. RARARARARARARRAARA!!!!

    SHAKIRA IN MY TOASTERSH! SHE EATING MY TOAST AND SHELDON IS EATING LEONARD'S HEAD!! NARWHALS ARE EATING LEPERCHAUNS ARE EATING HOWARD AND HOWARD IS PUKING GLITTER WHILE PENNY SINGS SHE WOLF AND MY HIPS AND SHAKIRA TURNS INTO THE SHARK LEADER OF NARWHALS AND FARTS OUT ICECREAM FOR THE EARTH AND THE TARDISH WILL LAND ON HER THEN MATT SMITH WILL RULE THE WORLD AND WILL NEVER DIE THEN GLITTER WILL FALL AND HOLLY FUDGE NUGGETS IT STARTS RANNING POOH! WINNIE THE POOH DIES AND THE FREAKING RAINBOW WORLD HAS NO PUCKING IMAGINATION AND DAH ROBAT UNYCORNS ARE ROFL ING ALL OVER THE PLACE WHILE I'M STUCK IN MATH CLASS FOR FOURTY MILLION HOOURS THEN A ROBOT PEGASUS COMES AND SAVE ME WITH A LIFE TIME SUPLY OF GUMMYBEARS!!!!!

    A UNYCORN POPPS OUTTA MAH TOASTER AND I SCREMA MAH HEAD OFF-LITERALLY. THE ELFY KING COMES AND TAKES IT AS HIS PRIZE, THEN THE NEON PEGASUS AND SPACE UNYCORN COME AND SAVE ME, DEN MR. STEIN COMES AND SAVES ME, STITCHING MAH HEAD BACK TOGETHER. HE SAYS I'M HIS DAUGHTER NOW, AND FRANKIE BE MAH SISS.... I SCREAM AND KILL HER. BOOM WITH MAH MARSHMALLOW LASER!!!! SHAKIRA DOES A LITTLE LEPROCAUN JIG AND SHOOTS A TREE WITH HER MACHINE GUN, DEN DAH TREE BE LIKE: DAH PUCK DAT BE FOORRRR LADEH?? DEN HE SHOOTS HER AND SHE BE HEAD. THE ELFY KING COME SBACK AND TAKES HER HEAD AS HIS PRIZE. tee-hee

    OBAMA IS STALKING MEH! HES EVERYWHERE!!
    BEYONCE IS EATING MEH CEREAL!
    YELLOWFANG IS EATING UNICORNS!
    BLUESTAR IS KISSING FIRESTAR!

    Jøʊяηεƴ ?! wrote:


    OBAMA IS STALKING MEH! HES EVERYWHERE!!
    BEYONCE IS EATING MEH CEREAL!
    YELLOWFANG IS EATING UNICORNS!
    BLUESTAR IS KISSING FIRESTAR!


    Holy crud balls NO WAY!! ROFL!


    OBAMA IS A CEREAL KILLER!
    HE KILLING MEH CHEERIOS!!!!