1. Go to the baby section and put onsies on your head, feet, arms and ears
2. Go to the electronics department and ask the employee if they sell iPhones without the touch-screen part
3. Ask if they sell Daddy Butter
4. Ask if they sell I Can't Believe It's Not Daddy Butter
5. Go to the maternity department and ask an employee if they have glooping glorp fusion pants
6. Chew gum really loudly then scream at a child, chasing the kid down the aisle and sticking the gum on his/her nose
7. Go to the jewelry section and sneak up behind a lady, crouch down then slowly rise and get a nice wiff of some lady hair
8. Act like a two-year-old and then demand to speak with the manager. When the manager comes, ask if they sell used diapers, toilet paper, baby wipes and used Daddy Butter
9. Go to the little girls' section and start putting EVERYTHING on EVERY part of your body you can squeeze those Barbie shirts on (Head, arms, legs, feet, hands, ears, inside your clothes,)
10. Ask to reserve a parking space and then when you are denied, cry and freak out like a four-year-old. Grab the nearest pack of TicTacs/Mentos/Ice Breakers and throw them everywhere
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