This Is The Way The Farmer Rides... [o]

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  • Poison glared at Voltaire. "Your not our papa! You don't even look like us!" That was right and wrong. Volteire didn't look like Posion who was a black and white she-cat, but he didn't look like Elva who was a long haired brown tabby with white. Though she was many times smaller then her 'dad'. Poison stood on her tippy toes to look bigger and more menacing.

  • [align=center].: Elva :.


    Can't you see that you're smothering me,
    Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
    'Cause everything that you thought I would be
    Has fallen apart right in front of you.

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    Elva did the opposite of Poison-- shrink.


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    I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
    Become so tired, so much more aware.
    I'm becoming this, all I want to do
    Is be more like me and be less like you!

  • [align=center].: Elva :.


    Can't you see that you're smothering me,
    Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
    'Cause everything that you thought I would be
    Has fallen apart right in front of you.

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    Taking in a deep breath, Elva puffed out her chest bravely. "Don't think about laying a claw on my sister!" she shouted.


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    I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
    Become so tired, so much more aware.
    I'm becoming this, all I want to do
    Is be more like me and be less like you!


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  • Voltaire rolled amber-gold eyes. "I'll think about it, and talk about it, and do it, if I want. I'm... what... four times your size?"

  • [align=center].: Elva :.


    Can't you see that you're smothering me,
    Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
    'Cause everything that you thought I would be
    Has fallen apart right in front of you.

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    "But I'm smaller, so I'm a hard target!" Elva squeaked, a hint of play danced in her eyes at the thought of her and her sisters playing together.


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    I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
    Become so tired, so much more aware.
    I'm becoming this, all I want to do
    Is be more like me and be less like you!

  • "No real father would shred their kits. Your just a big fat liar. I hope the goddesses strike you down." Poison squeaked in her cute little fury. "I know your lying because mother said we had no father." She said with smug certainty.

  • [align=center].: Elva :.


    Can't you see that you're smothering me,
    Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
    'Cause everything that you thought I would be
    Has fallen apart right in front of you.

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    "Yeah! Mommy and us are too cute to be related to you!" Elva squealed.


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    I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
    Become so tired, so much more aware.
    I'm becoming this, all I want to do
    Is be more like me and be less like you!

  • "You..." Voltaire paused, trying not to laugh, "have a lot to learn about the world. All kits have a father. Yours just happened to be too busy to bother with stupid she-kits. Get back to the nursery."

  • [align=center].: Elva :.


    Can't you see that you're smothering me,
    Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
    'Cause everything that you thought I would be
    Has fallen apart right in front of you.

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    "No!" Elva said. "I don't want to listen to a cat who calls us dumb!"


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    I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
    Become so tired, so much more aware.
    I'm becoming this, all I want to do
    Is be more like me and be less like you!

  • "We don't have to listen to you. Your not our daddy!" The young kit was shrieking and on her tippy toes. "I know we have a father I'm not a newborn." She said with a roll of her eyes. "But our father would be as wonderful and beautiful as mommy. Not...well not you! You...you ugly thing you!" She said gasping for breath. All this yelling was making her light headed and tired.

  • [align=center].: Elva :.


    Can't you see that you're smothering me,
    Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
    'Cause everything that you thought I would be
    Has fallen apart right in front of you.

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    Elva just made the o3o face as Poison was shouting at Voltaire.


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    I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
    Become so tired, so much more aware.
    I'm becoming this, all I want to do
    Is be more like me and be less like you!

  • Voltaire rolled his eyes. "As you're obviously far too stupid to realize that I am, in fact, your father, and could quite easily prove it if I actually cared to, let's settle for the reason that I am a high position, a tom, and about four times bigger than you are as the reason for why you should obey me."

  • [align=center].: Elva :.


    Can't you see that you're smothering me,
    Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
    'Cause everything that you thought I would be
    Has fallen apart right in front of you.

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    "We're kits! You should obey us!" Elva pouted.


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    I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
    Become so tired, so much more aware.
    I'm becoming this, all I want to do
    Is be more like me and be less like you!

  • "Only stupid toms steal stupid kits." Poison said in a growl. She was starting to get dizzy. "You..have...no...proof that...you are....father." She said as her legs wobbled.

  • "No," Voltaire sneered. "Oh no, never. I wouldn't mention the cats who saw me leave the territory that night, the ones who saw me re-enter the territory, who smelled your mother on my fur - and those who smelled me on her fur too, no doubt. But no witnesses. Unless you count the night sky and the wind. I'm not that stupid, kits. Get back into the nursery."

  • Poison sat down no longer able to stand. She glared at Voltaire and shrugged. "That is no proof. You could have fought with her. She fights with many toms. Or perhaps you both tripped and fell over one another."

  • "Uh-huh." Voltaire's voice was heavy with irony. "We just had a little fight, or maybe tripped over each other, and the next day she woke up pregnant. Sounds perfectly reasonable."

  • [align=center].: Elva :.


    Can't you see that you're smothering me,
    Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
    'Cause everything that you thought I would be
    Has fallen apart right in front of you.

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    Elva kept quiet. "Poison, even if he isn't our dad, he still might hurt us..." she whispered in her sister's ear.


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    I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
    Become so tired, so much more aware.
    I'm becoming this, all I want to do
    Is be more like me and be less like you!