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Felix Coldsmith

23

• "i'm a bad bitch you can't kill me"

• he collects knives because he thinks they're very pretty and he likes throwing them

• DEFINITELY not a serial killer

• such a little brat, my god

• has ran into a glass door on more than one occasion

• will let the kids color in his tattoos woth washable marker

• "gentle reminder to drink water and eat healthy" "no" "I will kick your ass so hard that your vertebrae pop out of your mouth like Pez candy now eat your goddamn veggies"

• stands in at 5'10

• has a tongue piercing and his ears are pierced

• "officer, officer, you got the wrong idea. you see, I was just-*runs off*"

• actual PRO at the evil laugh, ends up scaring everyone he comes across with it at least once

• plays animal crossing on the down low tho

• but scared of the oven, like... legitimately scared of the oven to the point where he'd rather order food than put something in the oven

• "bloody mary, and make it snappy" "sir, this is a subway and its 4 am, we aren't even open yet" "oh i'm well aware of that"

• his favorite smell is vanilla with tangerines

• LOVES hozier, but his music taste is a clusterfuck of genres