tw: mentions of needles
What was he, stupid? Yeah, that's exactly what Ikeasbitch was. A stupid bitch.
The man would be found outside by the Oriental Garden, a sharp needle in his paws as his tongue slightly poked out of his mouth, blue eyes crossing as his grip began to shake before slamming the needle down on the ground. "Shit!" He'd yell, mostly to himself, but he was always much louder than he intended to be. He had been in the Drowned Empire for a couple weeks since it was mostly just him there now and he could just relax for a while, but he found himself bored out of his mind so he came back to the Dynasty, and had been here for a couple hours or so now. He had entirely missed the raid - which he would feel bad about once he figured out that he had missed it - so he was just now sitting like an idiot outside of the palace contemplating if a septum piercing was really worth it. He eyed the gold ring that lay in the ground, and with a mumble under his breath, shrugged his skinny shoulders. "Oh . . . fuck it."
Grabbing the needle again, his tongue slipped past his lips as he concentrated on the placement of the needle against his nose . . . and with one swift motion, stabbed it into his flesh. "OH, FUCK!" The curse was followed by a lengthy amount of words close to it, his eyes watering as he held his paw up against the newly pierced area and reached the other shaky paw down to grab the gold ring. He quickly put it into place, feeling as if he had to sneeze as tears streamed down his face. "Ha . . . wasn't so bad," he murmured more to reassure himself as he wiped the salty droplets off his cheeks, throwing his paws up with glee as a smile with the similar emotion flashed onto his blonde fur. "I did it!" Kea announced to no one in particular as he fell onto his back with a exhale through his nose, foot now tapping the ground as he waited for the pain to go away. You would have never known that he had just been crying just moments before his outburst.