we are all mad here
GOD i'd love to see how that'd play out. i honestly just,, want these girls to be happy and to have that chance of having a better future despite things they may have done in the past. i feel as if it's successful then a partnership between them would be beneficial for the most part at least but we'll just see how it goes!
in other news, here are some,, incorrect quotes:
Agatha: What do you say when you pick up the phone?
Theodora: "What up?"
Fie: "Who dis be?"
Cermait: "No, she's dead. This is her son speaking."
(source: glee)
Agatha: [about Cermait] He's a really nice guy and all but I'm pretty sure he's a serial murderer.
(source: 40 year old virgin)
Selene: [about Fie] Yeah, she's kind of weird that way.
Theodora: Yeah, she's kind of weird in a bunch of ways.
(source: archer)
Li Wei: Quick, take my hand!
Lucian: [takes his hand] Now what?
Li Wei: Nothing, I just wanted to hold your hand.
(source: outofcontextdnd)
Lucian: I will put down my A down to make 'a'.
Darcy: I will add onto your 'a' to make 'at'.
Ros: I will add onto your 'at' to make 'rat'.
Lysander: [puts a dozen letters down] I will add onto your 'rat' to make 'biostratographic'.
(source: suite life on deck)
Selene: Fie, you doing okay? You scared?
Fie: I'm scared that you won't let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flame.
Selene: You're right, I will not let you do that.
(source: brooklyn 99)
Darcy, to Lucian: You ever hear Father introduce us? "This is our son, Lucian, and this is our other son, Lucian's brother." Should've just had you and bought a dog!
(source: a league of their own)
Casper: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual.
(source: tumblr)
Fan, texting: answer your phone
Aiko, texting back: wait a minute, i can't find my phone
Fan: understood
[later]
Fan: you are an awful child. you know you're killing me. you're killing your brother.
Ophelia: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Theodora: It's a hug, Ophelia. I'm hugging you.
(source: arrested development)
Fan: Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.
(source: the office)
Selene: First rule of battle, little one...don't ever let them know where you are.
Theodora: WHOOHOO! I'M HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAHH!!! WHOOHOO!!!
Selene: 'Course, there're other schools of thought.
(source: firefly)
Lysander: Oh, no, we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.
Ros: You seem pretty insulted by that. Am I not good enough for you?
Lysander: We are not having this conversation again.
(source: friends)
Theodora: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Ophelia: Which one? I can't do both.
(source: how i met your mother)
Agatha: Cermait, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger. No, wait, hold on. Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side. Hold on, no. Ahm...first you get the women, then you get the money, then you...okay, can we forget that?
Cermait: Thanks for the dadaist pep talk. I feel much more abstract now.
(source: buffy)
Tarellye: That's so very funny. Make fun of the ex-princess! I can just hear you in private: "I dislike that Tarellye. She's newly defected and strangely literal."
Theodora: Tarellye, I don't say that. No one says that. No one talks that way.
(source: buffy)


