all those perfect memes you made of threatening anybody who got near matt's mullet with scissors are becoming true
em's writing a strongly worded letter to matt's barber even tho she doesn't know who he is
me: looks at your signature
me:
all those perfect memes you made of threatening anybody who got near matt's mullet with scissors are becoming true
em's writing a strongly worded letter to matt's barber even tho she doesn't know who he is
me: looks at your signature
me:
tur right, i'm about to stab someone with scissors and/or shave off all their hair b/c they deserve it
i can't believe the memes came true i wanna fucking DIE
he's gonna hate me and that's ok
u know what gi
bye
&. would've been funnier if ff just left is as the link but ok ff
i-
"he's gonna hate me and that's okay"
tHAT'S THE BIGGEST LIE OF THE CENTURY AND YOU KNOW IT
and god our braincell was at work again i swear, that is exactly what i was thinking of when i thought about you fighting back asdfghjkl, iconic response
but i swear,,, you're gonna fall more in love with short haired matt and it's gonna have you go through a crisis, and i'll be there just telling you i was right
also bitch you can't leave me anyway, can't kick me out like in the server
i was literally talking about the barber but okay then gi
fuck ur right i am gonna fall in love with short hair matt
i mean i already have
i was dying when he was on stage yesterday like damn, i need my emojis rn
ima call 'em my horny emojis
ew actually no
ur right i can't, frick
also go on discord u loser,,, please,,,
&. also now idk what to change my location to and i want to cry
,,, alright look i'm dumb and you know this already
god no please, spare us of the emojis, your words already convey the message throughly
but also they're now known as your horny emojis, can't take that back- i even took a screenshot
also it's 12 for you go the f UCK to sleep bitch
and i would go on discord, but 1: i'm lazy, and 2: i am honestly not mentally prepared to see all you have sent me and are gonna send me, i need to be In The Moment and give perfect responses to your keyboard smashes, and i am not in that headspace
i literally spent over 30 minutes trying to decide on how bacardi will look like, i aM NOT OKAY DIFRUBG
but trust me, i will, like, in a bit if ur still on or tomorrow
location: from "the remnants of Matt Mullet"
ur right, i do
wow ok
guess they're my horny emojis now thanks me, im so fucking stupid
i aM RIGHT AFTER THIS, please check discord and respond if u can since i won't be on lmao
everything's mostly in my channel in my server but there's stuff in our's too
perfect, i say as im crying
look at us being dumb and stupid, love our lack of character development
but jnfsigbag i guess i will :pensive: but good that ur getting sleep, ur fried brain needs that rest
but bless thank u for telling me, my brain is gonna be up for the challenge soon
also why do i get the feeling that you sent a tik tok in our server? i know you're holding back on a lot of chris tik toks to send me, and i just know you sent me one while i was gone
i can’t sleep rn and i checked my phone and uhhh
i totally
didn’t
send a tik tok
whaaaaaat
nooooooooooooo
it’s totally not an actually really amusing tik tok that makes me choke and chris is just so funny hahaha what????
we kinda suck as characters tbh like i’m so lame, my only personality trait is matt
THANKS FOR THE EDIT IMA PUT IT IN MY SIGNATURE NOW
go to sleep b l ease
and god you dID FJSNREIABGUEBT I CAN'T BELIEVE I GUESSED RIGHT FNERNGB5
i cannot believe it, but i also totally can
but you're lucky i'm not at my tik tok capacity yet and that chris does make me chuckle from time to time
you're so right, my only redeeming quality would just be being smart but so dumb at the same time
JIFBRGBUTG I EXPECTED YOU TO GO LIKE 'bye' AGAIN VFOENRGUG
i am now v happy uwu
my hard work is being used
no
this one is actually funny i promise like i laugh every time because,,,, it’s so good and true
ok i promise i’ll limit myself to like one chris tik tok a week is that ok
since he doesn’t post too much anyways
ur right
i feel like i’d be a fun character ngl i have a good life (now)
anything related to the matt mullet is automatically acceptable as long as it’s good and not ridiculing it
ur signature
i'm-
why
because i want to have it as my signature okay, i'm going through a depression y'all don't uNDERSTAND
fine
i won't say anything else
i'm just gonna redo my profile lol
good yes
i changed my profile picture too so i'm only half mourning now
i'm still so sad but jin makes it ok :)
yes change ur profile up homie
hmmm who should we change my profile to
your mom
THE BADASS GIRLS THAT YOU STARTED LISTENING TO
CLC!!
i almost said "no that's gay" and,,,, i don't know why,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
i'm just going to ignore the mom comment
and OOOOH i couldddddd
well guess whAT i AM GAY so i can haPPILY DO THAT
pussy
i mean u ain't wrong
i just wanna say gay to everything now because of me calling austin gay this is
wow ok @ me
we don't even say it that much to each other anymore ASDFGHJKL