Dr. Mario

It was just an average day in the Mushroom Kingdom, except Mario and Luigi were bored senseless

“Hey Luigi”

“Yeah Mario?”

“I think I’m gonna return to being a doctor again”

“But Mario you know literally nothing about medicine. Your idea of a cure is to stuff your patient’s face with multi-colored pills”

“Well, I’ll just learn more than” and then Mario left to go work at the hospital

Luigi sweatdropped “I think I know where this is going...”

(Let’s just say some of the Mobians are going to the Mushroom Kingdom hospital for something)

...

(Adventures of Mario the incompetent Doctor! XD)

“I don’t know. Didn’t you say Crystal was sick or something?” Tails asked

“Well... we’ll find out soon..”

“Ms. Crystal?” The nurse Toad asked

(The site just randomly logged me out

“You and your family can come in now. The doctor will see you in a few minutes.”

A few minutes later, Mario walked into the room, with a doctor light on his head instead of his hat, wearing a lab coat and a stethoscope around his neck

“Oh hey guys! Nice meeting you here.” Mario said

“Yes Sonic?”

“After a 28 year hiatus, yes.”

Mario reaches for a clipboard that was next to him “Now.. what seems to be the problem Crys?”

“Hmm... well let’s see...”

*one check-up later

“Yeah... it does seem like she just has a small cold.” He gives her a small tube of pills “Take one of these every 4 hours and you should be good.”

“Oh and by the way according to this you haven’t had all your shots yet. I’m not authorized to give injections - yet - so I can’t do it, but I would get those caught up soon”

“And if it still somehow isn’t better within a well, then come back”