[ out of curiosity, how do you feel about the truth serum trope
>: ) ]
Sorrel ignores Jophiel, takes as long as he damn well pleases in the shower (which is still only... ten minutes), and comes out feeling slightly less like roadkill than he had before he'd gone in. Slightly less means he still feels like someone had run him over several times without stopping, but it's hardly the worst he's ever felt.
He swipes up Hirotsu's phone from the table he'd set it on, texting Jophiel. Keep an eye out, and not just on the girl. He pauses, then adds, Make sure she doesn't get hurt. And stay safe yourself, too, I guess. My bedside manner's not nearly as atrocious as yours but it's not great, either.
He's about to set the phone back on the table when he gets a message from--of course. Rolling his eyes, Sorrel ignores the fact that the bright screen isn't really helping his headache, clicking on the notification from their annoying informant. Best there is, but his personality needs a lot of work.
The text message is what appears to be a disgustingly sappy love letter to a Briar Summers, but Sorrel's familiar enough with Lynx's code to know it's something else--information. The lines are secure, now, but he still should be speaking in code.
Text me this trash again, and I'll shove a foot up your ass.
Aww, but I love you, Briar! Sorrel can pretty much imagine Lynx's irritatingly cheerful voice in his ear. Fucking hell. Where did Jophiel put his gun? I even bought you a new phone! Don't break it this time, honey.
At least that's good. You've got the wrong number.
A pause. Ah, fuck! I'm sorry! You were just as mean as my actual boyfriend. Bye!
Sorrel, of course, knows that's bullshit, because Briar's one of the nicest people he knows, but of course, better to be safe than sorry. He shuts off the phone and settles against the couch.