We're going to be hosting a Purple Prose contest! What is Purple Prose? It's basically over describing your posts! It's pretty much as if a person had used a thesaurus to write the post and it makes it hard to read. The point is to be so overly descriptive it's bad! The "worst" post wins! However, there are a few limitations on this contest. You can only write 500 words. The main focus is a duck on a pond, however, please try to focus on the duck and very little on the pond. That makes it more localized and easier to write about, while maintaining the 500 word limit!
Good luck and have fun! Top three winners will receive an accolade. :)