my headcanons for y/cs

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    title fam! post below and i'll make up some headcanons on your children right on the spot lmao

    ROOSTERTEETH

    β€” he looks like a heelys guy but he actually hates those bc one time he accidentally rolled onto the beach and faceplanted and there was sand evERYWHERE AND IT WAS A MESS

    β€” not today satan

    β€” the real reason roosterteeth left his gang was bc they tried to pawn half of his mlp collection

    β€” he'd sell you out to the devil for a corn chip

    β€” he stutters when he's angry?? like, the angrier he gets the more he stutters

    β€” cANT CLAPBACK FOR SHIT

    β€” someone: ur family hates u, ur clan hates u, ur lovers barely tolerated u... ur the vodka aunt that nobody asked for

    β€” rooster: f- fuck you!

    β€” he's the asshole that blasts beyonce at 3 in the morning

    β€” he's the asshole that shoves old people downstairs to get to the cashier first on black friday

    β€” he's the asshole that cries in the bathroom at a party and then screams at everyone to 'fuck off' when they hear him and ask if he's okay

    β€” he's an asshole

    NYELLO


    HYPEBEAST

    β€” the real slim shady

    β€” he thinks kids are cute but he is definitely not father material, good god

    β€” hype, covered in children; GET THESE JELLYBEANS OFF OF ME

    β€” SCREM LOUDLE

    β€” hype, jumping over his responsibilities: parkour

    β€” whispering what's that owo

    β€” he's the guy that laughs off insults to annoy his aggressors; he's got thick skin

    β€” tbh he probably has a powerpoint that explains why he isn't yelling and that's just how he talks

    β€” "god karen, you can't just ask people if they're evil or corrupt."

    β€” did you just swear in my good wholesome clan

    β€” his wings are actually really light despite how large they are? he gets air

    β€” malevolent entities? in my sanctuary? it's more likely than you think

    β€” hype @ the black figures in the corner of his vision that disappears when he turns toward them fully: i see you, bitch

    β€” here come dat boi

    β€” oh shit whaddup