young dumb and broke — plot with roosterteeth

❝ I'M SO FAKE HAPPY ❞ w i n k

he's been needing a revamp of one of these for quite some time, and hopefully for once i can actually handle some more threads and plots c': really i just copy and pasted from his old one.

roosterteeth jones arcanium (praelium harbinger) is a ginger serval with a beanie (and more stuff that could cause him to get a heat stroke). he's about 2.5 years old and is a literal piece of shit. he's an asshole with a sailor's mouth and doesn't really care if he hurts someone's feelings. he's cold, stubborn, and most definitely wants to see the world burn. he despises children and will not hesitate being an ass to them. although it's hard to connect with roosterteeth, those who manages to become friends with him still deal with his salty self, but he's a bit more gentle on his words and shows his more emotional and broken self. best friends basically deal with a clingy son of a bitch who is still an ass, but being one is rare with this fucker.

& he's also the bogeyman/the creator of nightmares. he controls the nightmare realm and is basically the king of dream demons and lesser bogeymen, who also create nightmares. he isn't fond of what he controls, but considering his bad past with nightmares, it's understandable. he usually handles the most terrible nightmares, and sometimes creates little night terrors. he can walk through them, eat them, and just do weird shit with nightmares. in place of a soul is a source of pure nightmare (fuel), though it's still not known if he actually has a soul or not.

he's open to

- enemies

- frenemies

- friends (hard to do, needs some ic development)

- best friends (lots of ic development)

- drinking buddies

- cuddle buddies

- gaming buddies

- fIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

- a sort of parental figure to him

- adopting family (specifically siblings)

- plots surrounding his bogeyman side

- being summoned, making deals, any demon related stuff

- reaping y/c's soul

- giving y/c nightmares

- walking through y/c nightmares

- reading/looking at his old playboy magazines

- more to be added

iffy on

- being captured, tortured, etc.

- opening up to y/c about his past and himself

- litters (more likely if out of a drunk one night stand)

- short-term relationships (he's panromantic pansexual but leans towards males; hard to make him fall for y/c after the small angry birds plot)

- short term fuckbuddies (bringing back his fuckboy self for like 3 days so limited time offer tbh)

closed on

- death

- any sort of long romantic relationship

- really bad stuff

❝ I'M SO FAKE HAPPY ❞ sorry for the late response!! was waiting to use my laptop so i wouldn't be fully confined to my phone, but my brother spent more longer than i thought he would on it oops

it's very, very tricky for rooster to get motivated to actually know somebody, even if they're family (the only exceptions are his two brothers, caleb and suga, one of which has passed already). he's just doesn't want to even bother learning about someone or thinks everyone is just terrible- but of course, he's truly just afraid of being left alone but he just doesn't know it. he also has a very tough time connecting to people with similar traits such as his own, but if we work on it icly, the i wouldn't see why we shouldn't have these two plotting to destroy the universe while trying not to destroy each other beforehand lmao.

for rooster, he'd most likely ignore reiki in his attempts to even talk to rooster, snap at reiki, or (at best), just go along with it all bc he's disinterested. but after awhile rooster would most likely get curious about reiki and gain some interest (which is rare). he'd certainly be confused as to why someone not only wants to be with him but also why someone is defending him- but also keep snapping at reiki for not letting rooster talk smack to other people without getting jealous.

and ofc rooster enjoying to attention, that little shit

if you want, they can first meet each other in one of reiki's night terrors? it makes it more easy for rooster to unintentionally connect to someone since rooster is practically the embodiment of fears. it also won't be a really big one if you want rooster to later on find out his past through a more harsher night terror. after awhile they'd could certainly become cuddle buddies by reiki just tackling him to a bed and rooster unconsciously cuddling back. and holy hell you better expect some emotional rooster feeling very sympathetic for reiki and probably letting out some of his own traumatic past.

sorry if it seems like i wrote too much !! i'm just very into the idea of reiki and rooster getting close and being best sad buds ! and also rooster for once being his more 'normal' self

❝ I'M SO FAKE HAPPY ❞ totally !! roosterteeth would probably curse at her for breathing in too much air but somehow invite her in sunclan at the same time

bc, y'know, a good host does that shit

who makes?

❝ I'M SO FAKE HAPPY ❞ that sounds a-okay by me! would you like any sort of outcome to happen? rooster could stop the dream and confront mal within the dream, go visit her in real life and talk to her about it, or smth along those lines. also who makes?

aaaa alright !! if you can't make it i can try to make it before i head to bed

❝ I'M SO FAKE HAPPY ❞ oh boy, roosterteeth is devoid of dad instincts for sure despite having many a kids back in his days. he's just not a good dad lmao. it'd be more of a "shit,,, gotta check if this chick ain't actually dead." but nevertheless he'd still check in and interrogate her on the dreams

and hey no problem with the copy and paste, and thanks !!