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*pops head in* yes hi hello I would like one life please.
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Oh dear sir, I am sorry, we ran out of those 2 years ago, would you instead like some Immortality, Death, or Nonexistence?
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*stands indignantly* for your information, sir, I am a ma’am! And I already have immortality! What kind of cafe is this?
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Ma'am? Why do you need Life if you are Immortal already? Also this si the kind of cafe that just pulls chat out of its~ eh hm anyways, perhaps this is a better selection for your tastes: Dimensional Space Rifts- good for wanting your foes thrown into another reality, Time Lapse Capsule, I'm not actually sure what this does because it doesn't do what you'd think it does, Useless Hyena, aye I already got one of those!
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XD I give up, you made me laugh. As for needing a life, I meant figuratively xD
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Well of course you did, fortunate for everyone I sell both literal and figurative lives, I am just out of literal life at the moment -
Hello! c:
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*waves from my spot in the corner* yoooo
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How’s it going?
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Uhhh
We’re gonna go with okay xD
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I'm doing fantabulous other than this snotty flu
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Well, this is certainly an upstanding restaurant. I say, what do you have on the menu today, good sir?
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EVERYTHING, oh sorry that's the caffeine talking, but seriously almost and just about everything
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*drops in from the ceiling* *gets up from face-plant* Ooh, everything sounds good right now but, do you have any recommendations?
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The Twelve Dragon Nachos. "Piled so high with toppings, there's only room for nine on the plate."
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I absolutely must also recommend the Magma milkshake, ITS MADE WITH REAL MAGMA!
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I WANT A MAGMA MILKSHAKE It sounds great! And I'll take some of those twelve dragon nachos too!
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Brings out 2 plates in addition to the TWELVE DRAGON NACHOS, and a MAGMA MILKSHAKE. "I will disclose that I am not responsible for nay injuries of any kind, ENJOY!"
