alrighty i made one of these before the new update like probably 500 million years ago but im gonna start it up again
WELCOME TO MIKA'S NEW AND (NOTREALLY) IMPROVED FAMILY CHAT THAT *LITERALLY ANYONE CAN JOIN*
STARRING:
PEPE AS PEPE
MIKA AS THE EDGELORD DAD
____ AS THAT SON WHO IS A WEEABOO
____ AS THAT DAUGHTER WHO IS MORE MASCULINE THAN HER BROTHER
____ AS THAT NONBINARY CHILD THAT WATCHES THE WORLD BURN FROM THE CORNER
____ AS THAT COUSIN THAT IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES THEIR HOMEWORK
____ AS THAT AUNT THAT WENT TO JAIL FOR STEALING A BALLOON
____ AS THAT UNCLE WHO CALLED THE POLICE ON THE AUNT
____ AS THAT GRANDPA THAT KNOWS MORE ABOUT MODERN TECHNOLOGY THAN HIS GRANDCHILDREN
____ AS THAT GRANDMA THATS JUST DONE WITH EVERYONE'S SHIT
____ AS THE PUREST GOLDFISH IN EXISTENCE
____ AS THAT CAT THAT WILL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL IF YOU STARE AT IT TOO LONG
____ AS THAT DOG THAT IS LOWKEY A SHAPESHIFTER
*ill change the title to whatever you please if you wish, this lame shit just came to the top of my head
ill also add more if needed!