Magnitudeboy would be the fuckboy ship of ages
Maltitude is a top class lovely name omf xD
lowkey already ship these two rip
oh I like shallory and mallersery!
It's like a mix and match game
Match the names and you get a ship lol
Edit: haha me too
Mallory is gonna be so scandalized by Mag offering his room to her
A boys room?? Me?? Gasp
She's such a dip
❝ I'M SO FAKE HAPPY ❞ ship names w/ rooroo are always "okay slap the name of a bird or them good chompers on there"
also how could i forget rooserboy, the very destructive ship
they already had such a good first meeting
I propose Gallery
Mallory and Gareth?
they rlly did , pissy ash & rooster
mallory and beck would make,,,,,
lol pretty much all of becky's ships have eck in them
I think the fuckboy ship of the century would have to be roosterboy
Holy fuck just like
Them arguing in public but then when they’re alone they’re like
“Make out with me u dumbass”
where the heck did you get manga from? I mean I approve but where did she come from?who is manga?
Mallory and Beck would make dead kids club!
Oh Lord Mangina
You guys are too much
tbh won't be surprised that, is ash and rooroo were to have a child named rooshina, their child would be the nicest kid ever and probably be a therapist for the two of them
"mom pls don't bite dad"
"HE'S BREATHING TOO MUCH AIR THAT FUCKING HOGGER"
"LOOK AT UR FATASS"
"SHUT UP ROOSTER"
the fuckboy ship of the century truly would be rooster. oh boy them trying to kill each other in public but privately rooster sliding in jers' room with a stick and "lemme smash" or "u want sum fucc"
rooster and beck would be reck
it more like "imma wreak u,,,
in bed" "rooster im a ghost tf"
these ships are gr9
rooster & ash married w/ 1 child-
ash : choking rooster out FUCKING DIE I HATE YOU
rooster : geT OFF ME YOU WHORE FATASS
child : mom stop pls
rooster: no it's fine shithead (if rooster names the kid or any kid shithead i'd cry) this is what we did when we conceived ur ass
ash: sweetie get me the knife
child: that's it this family is hopeless
rooshina is just such a mess of a ship i love it
WITH A STICK??
My virgin eyes they cannot unsee
That ship is sexy as hell tho ngl
If only Jers would stop being grossly straight
Jersey, watching from afar: see this is why I invest in condoms
bEATS PLS IT'S A REFERENCE TO THE LEMME SMASH BIRB VIDEO IM TO #PURE FOR THAT (bUT rooster isn't for sure). rooster is def ron from that video.
rooster would do anything in his power just to lay in jers bed for more than 3 seconds with him. he'll he'd even wear some nurse outfit and look at jersey and say "iS THIS ENOUGH U FUCK"
jersey: hey she's gonna have ur kid now
rooster: haha nice try u shit that ain't gonna happen
child: is born
rooster: oh fuck
there's so much sin surrounding rooster pls we need them good and pure ships
that’s the best thing ever holy shit
Did you know that I make Jers bi in certain AU’s Wink
Did Asherius is the most pure thing to ever happen