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    PHOENIX WRIGHT ☆

    (To Angel Starr) Hmm? Haven't I seen you somewhere...? Have you ever thought, all those spikes protect it's top but what about underneath it? It is a prosecutor's job to doubt people. But right now... I am a defense attorney. A defense attorney's job is to believe in people, and to believe until the bitter end.

    Proof enough for you, Mr. Sahwit? Or should I say... Mr. Did It! Yeah, that's quite a feat, Prosecutor Edgeworth! He's been in this office much longer than I have! Daddy's mentor had a great fondness for Mr Charley. He's lived here ever since Daddy was a rookie attorney. Wh-What!? Oh, my grandchild will be so happy!

    (You really let me down…) When you disappeared, I felt…betrayed. The reason I decided to become a lawyer to begin with…was because I believed in the things you said to me, all those years ago… And you…you betrayed your own words. That's why…one year ago, I made up my mind. I decided that the Miles Edgeworth I knew had died… At least, that's what I told myself. Please put the phone away and answer the question yourself. Welcome! Please furnish me with the title of your personage! …Your name! What's your name? I was just inquirably asking the title that you go by. Detective Gumshoe! What did you do this time? I-I-I bought it a-at the in-f-f-flight shop just be-beyond the lounge! If-If something sh-should happen, having o-o-one will s-save your life! Otherwise the mean lady might yell at you again.

    Hey, someone left a job brochure here. Ah! That's it! That's the note! You pathetic fool! I don't want to hear the wretched whimpering of a disgraced loser! A Von Karma is someone who is destined to be perfect! Miles Edgeworth… You are no longer worthy! You are no longer worthy of being a Von Karma! And neither am I! It's over… It's all over! … Oh… Is that part of your spirit medium training? OK, give me a minute... Well, it was snowing that night so I couldn't possibly have seen the stars. That run-down shack is hardly a 'lodge', is it...? And even if the stars could be seen, it isn't like I was there to look at them, right?

    Franziska! Be careful about who you whip! Choose carefully, or we may be sued by... (Franziska whips Edgeworth) Nnghhoooh! What the hell do samurais sing about? Chopping off heads? It was in my pocket. Thank... thank you, Your Honor. YOUR NAME, PLEASE!

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    CRYBABYFEVER ☆

    (To Angel Starr) Hmm? Haven't I seen you somewhere...? Have you ever thought, all those spikes protect it's top but what about underneath it? It is a prosecutor's job to doubt people. But right now... I am a defense attorney. A defense attorney's job is to believe in people, and to believe until the bitter end.

    Proof enough for you, Mr. Sahwit? Or should I say... Mr. Did It! Yeah, that's quite a feat, Prosecutor Edgeworth! He's been in this office much longer than I have! Daddy's mentor had a great fondness for Mr Charley. He's lived here ever since Daddy was a rookie attorney. Wh-What!? Oh, my grandchild will be so happy!

    (You really let me down…) When you disappeared, I felt…betrayed. The reason I decided to become a lawyer to begin with…was because I believed in the things you said to me, all those years ago… And you…you betrayed your own words. That's why…one year ago, I made up my mind. I decided that the Miles Edgeworth I knew had died… At least, that's what I told myself. Please put the phone away and answer the question yourself. Welcome! Please furnish me with the title of your personage! …Your name! What's your name? I was just inquirably asking the title that you go by. Detective Gumshoe! What did you do this time? I-I-I bought it a-at the in-f-f-flight shop just be-beyond the lounge! If-If something sh-should happen, having o-o-one will s-save your life! Otherwise the mean lady might yell at you again.

    Hey, someone left a job brochure here. Ah! That's it! That's the note! You pathetic fool! I don't want to hear the wretched whimpering of a disgraced loser! A Von Karma is someone who is destined to be perfect! Miles Edgeworth… You are no longer worthy! You are no longer worthy of being a Von Karma! And neither am I! It's over… It's all over! … Oh… Is that part of your spirit medium training? OK, give me a minute... Well, it was snowing that night so I couldn't possibly have seen the stars. That run-down shack is hardly a 'lodge', is it...? And even if the stars could be seen, it isn't like I was there to look at them, right?

    Franziska! Be careful about who you whip! Choose carefully, or we may be sued by... (Franziska whips Edgeworth) Nnghhoooh! What the hell do samurais sing about? Chopping off heads? It was in my pocket. Thank... thank you, Your Honor. YOUR NAME, PLEASE!

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    scream

    im dying of laughter seeing feenie as this dude's avatar and highkey expecting his user to be "crybabyfever" and the title to be "phoenix wright" and itS JUST SO CONTRADICTING THE WAY IT IS IM D Y IN G

    Sorry to break you losers [I'm kidding pls don't be sad] up, but I made a new character named Redamacy aka Matchbox. Check out this headshot, nerds! *Spits phat rhymes and turns hat sideways because *shrugs**

    He's not actually finished but... eyy

    thank you, thank you!

    I need to write some facts about him and tags. lmao, I may put him in the main game somewhere.


    Redamacy - Facts/personality shit

    "Hey, what does an orphan and a open champagne bottle have in common? They both lost their pop" iM SOBBING ORO WHY


    tbfh he seems hella rad so far

    if u have time u should totally join the main game w him !!

    lmao I'm sorry! I couldn't help myself! I feel bad, but shit dude... I might, but I'm scared his jokes will get me in trouble, for instance-


    After 15 years of marriage, Kate leaves her husband Danny. Danny lost everything to his ex wife, so thinking he's going insane, he takes a little walk through the forest. As he was walking his foot hits a lamp and a genie comes out. The genie says, "I'll give u 3 wishes, BUT everything you get your wife gets two times as much." Danny wishes for a car and his wife got two times as many cars. Then he wished for a house and his wife got two houses. Then Danny asked the genie to choke him half two death.


    But damn dude, Redamancy would laugh his ass off. like? He's so cruel. [his favorite jokes are the expense of others.]

    oml, it was a pretty good one, yeah? lmao

    I have more, so I'm going to post them here [and pray I don't offend anyone] with Red's reactions/how he tells the jokes.

    Hold on, this is gonna be a terrible form of awesome-


    red stands near the edge of the gathered group, his dark eyes scanning the crowd before coming to rest on a cheerful young apprentice who seemed far to excited. Thinking he'd help the boy simmer down, Redamancy steps closer and bows to him, goggles glinting in the sun as he does so. "Dear child, would you like to hear a joke?" The innocent lad nods happily to the taller creature, who's sharp features seem to curl with demonic amusement, "Well then; A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?" The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!" Redamancy stares at the apprentice's now haunted gaze, the young lad none to keen on the joke. Does the adult male stop? no, he decides to tell another for good measure.


    "A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!" Redamancy gasps and wheezes as sharp jolts of laughter rack over his body. He stares at the apprentice who turns away and attempts to walk off, "Aww... Done already? My jokes are to DIE for, you know." And walks off into the crowd.


    The apprentice moves to stand near their mentor and questions about the strange male with black eyes only to receive a confused stare in return, "A tall creature with blank eyes? You know all in our clan/group. No such creature is among us." Confused the apprentice moves to ask some nearby elder's who's faces sober with dark worry. "Ah... Redamancy, his name is rather ironic. He is a soul who haunts those in camp. Stay away when you hear his laugh, if you spot him... It's too late."


    idk, fuck this man-