I feel like flynn would low-key freak and blame himself like "FUCK. I LEFT MY ALCOHOL NEXT TO MY LIGHTER. " you know how sad flynn is without alcohol?? Look what you've done Ko. Now you gotta deal with a thieving little shit since he is sad
I feel like he would be like all drunk and let it slip like
"I've never seen your third first edition copy of britannica volume three with the Oprah sticker on it! That's crazyyy!"
Because ko seems like the person to have Oprah stickers
and he keeps them incredibly secret too
and he's just all flustered like "wh what what's an oprah hahAHA"
but he also doesn't put stickers on books
"wait excuse me who put one of my Oprah stickers on my book
do u wanna go flynn"
fucking rip. Flynn will definetely lose since he has never attacked anything at all, ever.
But so will ko???
it'll be two weaklings flailing at each other and trying desperately not to break a limb of their own
*Both bois break like glass and shatter*
*Comes by and sweeps them away nonchalantly*
lmfao. I think it is more accurate to say that flynm.will just be confused.
Just a side note on flynn, his attacker wanted was going to die of exhaustion, and flynn allowed him inside his house, to sleep and rest. flynn is incapable of being mean to anyone
meanwhile, ko impales himself bc he hates his life and wants 2 die
spoiler alert he's immortal
flynn wants to die too. Spoiler, flynn is so not immortal.
*beach boys starts playing as ko and Flynn cry together* and wouldn't it be nice to die together
okay so I got bored and I'm reading through ko's wikia page and
Quotethe creators aimed for the position of a beauty and the character was given a tall stature.
proof that ko is canonincally beautiful
#KorekiyoIsTheMeaningOfBeautyAndTall
#KorekiyoIsTheMeaningOfBeautyAndTall
DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO
LET'S GO HOLMES!
MY SON IS READY!
LOWKEY, there's ad for something called Dragon Blood, and it says catch your epic mount, and there's a fucking LLAMA being moved up and down in the ad. like, there's no movement otherwise-
I-
dude he's got roses idk what I can come up with um um
bam
TIME FOR MY SON'S ULTIMATE ATTACK!
MEME!
fUCK UM UM
bonus I found this
