BUT A BIRD FLEW BY // WILDYONDER'S DIRT DIARY

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  • FORGET WHAT YOU SEE; LEAVE IT TO ME

    it's finally happening


    Welcome to Wildyonder's audio journal, aka "The Dirt Diary"

    This is where Wild officially records any and all gossip (true or not) he hears about his clanmates

    And also some of his personal life or whatever but that's boring so he focuses on everyone else's secrets

    No one is safe


    If you want your character featured in an entry, just message me. c;

    The feature doesn't even have to be true--it can just be a rumor he heard about a character that may not be at all accurate. This will likely be followed up by him trying to prove or disprove the rumor, whether publicly or privately


    ENTRY LOG:

    molly ain't no sub -- (link to related thread)

    father jers -- (link to related thread)

    kage has feelings -- (link to related thread)


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    The recording begins with a whir and the sound of shuffling paws.


    "Isn't Molly just the sweetest little thing? Such a dear, really--so innocent! Like a little kitten, but without the hassle. A pleasure to have around. And I mean all of that, I really do!


    But I was talking to her the other day, and turns out there's a teensy bit more to her than I thought--which is always a delight. Her girlfriend went missing recently, and I found her all alone in a field--so heartbreaking--just trying to cope. Naturally, since I consider her to be my friend, I went over to comfort her, offer my help. I couldn't just leave her like that.


    So we got to talking, and she starts telling me how her girlfriend is hers--and her girlfriend thinks that way too! And when I kept talking, I realized something delightful: Molly's no passive sweetie.


    So to conclude, Molly is absolute, one hundred percent a dom! Somebody's got a hidden side, turns out!"


    Silence follows, and then a short "Ah."


    An aghast voice of denial can be heard faintly at this point, before the sound of scrambling paws and the "click" that indicates the recording has ended.


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    The recording begins with a whir and the sound of shuffling paws.


    "JERSEYBOY'S A KINKY HO PASS IT ON.


    Actually, don't. But he is. It's true. I heard a girl talking from behind a cluster of trees near camp recently--about Jerseyboy, at that--and she didn't seem to notice I was there. It's amazing how loudly others talk, especially around me. Sometimes I swear they think I'm deaf, not blind.


    Apparently this girl and Jers have... well, long story short, I got a very clear message that Jers has some serious problems. I already knew that much, though--but this time, I found out he's got some kinks as well. A daddy kink, to be specific... I know, right?!


    But I couldn't take just anyone's word for it, so, as is always good form, I decided to test it. Father's Day rolled around, and I gave Jers a nice little card. His reaction was more than enough to prove my suspicions.


    I do need to work on subtlety, though. First I accidentally exposed Molly by getting overexcited and talking loudly, and now Jers's secret is out too because my Father's Day card made things a bit obvious. Tried to play it off. Didn't work.


    No biggie, though--I got a good laugh in at Jers' expense, although I'm a bit disappointed that I can't use it against him in the future. Whatever, though. New members of Blizzardclan will roll in, oblivious, and I'll have leverage once more. Until then, I'll settle for teasing him at every opportunity."


    A click sounds, signaling the end of the recording.


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    The recording begins with a whir and the sound of shuffling paws.


    "Kageyama's not emotionless after all, it seems!


    On top of that, his love life has several lovely twists and turns--but hey, at least he knows how to differentiate between love and lust! Which is more than can be said for a certain kinky paladin commander... Here's to you, Jers! I don't blame you for hitting on every female you see--you really can't afford to be choosy.


    Oh, but back to little Kage! Boy's got a thing for Wimund... and Vang. Huge crush on Wimund--you should have seen him where I found him: picking flowers and muttering to himself in the middle of the meadow. 'Loves me, loves me not' sort of thing. All for Wi, that lucky boy! Kage's got it bad--long story short, he's head over heels in love.


    Vang's a different story. I haven't seen her around in a while--ha, maybe Kage made a move and scared her off. Oh... that was mean. Kage doesn't deserve that. Maybe Jers made a move and scared her off. Anyway, Kage's lusting after her like a mouse after aged cheddar.


    Hm, gotta wonder if he'll have to decide between them one day. Oh, but I'm sure Wimund'll win out--love always saves the day, yeah?"


    A click sounds, signaling the end of the recording.