DOWN IN THE FOREST, WE'LL SING A CHORUS
What a great way to start off his week, facing a deeply-rooted fear. After he had been assigned his menial task, Pad found himself stealing from the nearest sporting goods store, which was extraordinarily hard to find, and even harder for him to wait for it to close by the time he got there. The ghost had settled himself with a plastic bag of fine, but sturdy thread spools. The fishing line was almost like spider's silk, nearly invisible to a careless eye. It was easy for him to fashion a net, and soon, Pad had crafted himself six heavy-duty nets, and he still had plenty of line left over.
Now there was only the difficult part. The nets had been designed to be anchored in a river, or similar body of water, and checked back upon every so often to gather up the captured fish. So, Pad found himself clinging to a slippery boulder, its jagged claw-holds eaten away by the current, and the algae spreading across its surface did nothing but to upset his fragile balance even further. He held a net in his mouth, awkwardly fumbling around the river's rocky edge as he attempted to find a peaceful spot to set the fish trap up in. Pad allowed a regretful misstep as he grew to ambitious, and the next thing he remembered was crawling up back onto the muddy banks, appearing like a soaked mass of terrified fur. Fuck it, Pad was not going to try that again. The net he once had was long carried away by the water, but as he wrung himself out, glaring at the remaining nets as if trying to will them to set up on their own, he got an idea. With a wicked smile that could of made the Grinch look like a nun, he recalled that Sweetophelia had only required him to build the fishing nets, not nessicarily use them for just fishing.
Pad was an expert in setting traps for the unexpecting. He could of made a livelihood out of it if he wanted to. Five simple snares were now rigged around the same clearing, although hidden from sight. He had used the nets to create the kind of trap that would snatch someone up from the air if they stepped on it. Sticks and stray twigs were makeshift triggers, and with the nets themselves covered in leaves and attached to hardy branches, Pad stepped back to admire his handiwork. Now all he had to do was wait. The impish demon chose a suitable hiding place in the trees for the time being, and he began his stakeout with surprising patience.
ONE THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS