I'VE GOT QUESTIONS — MODERN HUMAN CHAT AU
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deathtoallfrogs: all u h8ers be hating but it's true
deathtoallfrogs: also, pizzas here
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pierce71: noooo everyone's leaving
pierce71: also @SpicyItalian did you steal the wings
pierce71: that's the only acceptable thing to steal tbh
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bubblegum!: btw we did it!
bubblegum!: set up a donation thing and we got enough money for me to be gay AND pregnant
bubblegum!: the whole bone marrow thing
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SpicyItalian: wtf are u guys talking about
SpicyItalian: r u guys on drugs
SpicyItalian: damn no invite
SpicyItalian: and damn right i did @pierce71
SpicyItalian: the fucking manager blew his top and kicked me out just for "bothering" the hooters girls
SpicyItalian: i didn't do anything wrong tf
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SpicyItalian: idfk
SpicyItalian: they're pretty hot though
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deathtoallfrogs has logged on
deathtoallfrogs: it wasn't the pizza
deathtoallfrogs: ooo, hooters?
deathtoallfrogs: hah the flavor
deathtoallfrogs: were the chicks hot
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bubblegum: god damn im having a baby by some miracle of science and yall are focused on WINGS
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bubblegum!: aint talking to u italian boy youre kind of an asshole anyway
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deathtoallfrogs: i figured
deathtoallfrogs: good things never stay for long
deathtoallfrogs: ayee that u could
deathtoallfrogs: def the wings @average
deathtoallfrogs: the real question is wyr eat a thousand hot wings or birth a hundred babies
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bubblegum!: i will call you spicy when hell freezes over ok
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SpicyItalian: @supermegabitch well ur not totally wrong
SpicyItalian: my imagination does wonders
SpicyItalian: but u don't know shit
SpicyItalian: i could have a hooters girl with me right now and yous wouldn't know it
SpicyItalian: and lmao what
SpicyItalian: who would make that kind of mistake
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deathtoallfrogs: pizzas here
deathtoallfrogs: see ya suckers
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babe has logged on
babe: yall talking about hooters n wings??
babe: wonder how spicy wings feel like in the ass jfc
babe: how yall doin rn???
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