I'VE GOT QUESTIONS — MODERN HUMAN CHAT AU

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    TheMadTargaryenQueen: yo, i'm back

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    info — updated 5/15

    average is typing

    average aight so me and my friend went to comicon with my friend's older sister

    average my friend thought it would be a good idea to buy drug brownies

    average idk how many drugs were in that shit but it doesn't matter

    average so I didn't know I had been drugged

    average and I ended up flirting with a chick dressed as a anime girl

    average except it wasn't a chick and I got punched in the face

    average the dude kicked the shit out of me with all of his friends recording

    average and it was in one of those breezeways so they didn't get caught

    average so then we go into the bathroom cause I got a nose bleed

    average and I end up vomiting from eating too much junk the night before

    average so I'm throwing up in the ladies room with my high af friend awkwardly patting my back

    average and then she tried to make out with me, and she bit my tongue, with her braces at the time

    average she was just sitting there, stuffing paper towels in my mouth to try and stop the bleeding, and some mom and her kid walk in

    average and we were kicked out for being in the girls restroom

    average after the drugs wore off, we tried to call her older sister

    average who had left us kiddos behind and was already halfway back home

    average so we got back by hitchhiking with a watermelon truck

    average it was p fun tbh, I would go again

    deathtoallfrogs: i'll have you know i'm not a kid

    deathtoallfrogs: in the case that you were calling me one, you would be wrong

    deathtoallfrogs: and if not

    deathtoallfrogs: okay

    deathtoallfrogs: and also my hate is not unjustified

    deathtoallfrogs: have you ever heard of the frog god?

    deathtoallfrogs: oh i'll tell you

    deathtoallfrogs: ☠️

    deathtoallfrogs: he stands 10 feet high

    deathtoallfrogs: and lurks in the rivers and mud

    deathtoallfrogs: he comes at night and

    deathtoallfrogs: heu ahd

    deathtoallfrogs: sorry i dropped my phone, something just hit my window

    deathtoallfrogs: i think it was a bird

    deathtoallfrogs: it must be a sign. . .

    deathtoallfrogs: FROM THE FROG GOD

    average what, does the frog god have a cult or something?

    average he sounds pretty lame, not gonna lie

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    SpicyItalian: back

    SpicyItalian: just made a trip to Hooters B)

    SpicyItalian: the shitheads kicked me out but I took some wings

    deathtoallfrogs: ok well here's the rundown

    deathtoallfrogs: he's an evil giant frog that rules over all the other frogs

    deathtoallfrogs: have you ever looked a frog in the eye, man?

    deathtoallfrogs: pure advil

    deathtoallfrogs: pure advil

    deathtoallfrogs: PURE ADVIL

    deathtoallfrogs: ADVIL

    deathtoallfrogs: ADVIL

    deathtoallfrogs: E V I L

    deathtoallfrogs: haha but try and say that aloud, just watch

    average define evil tho

    average i've got plenty of frog friends, and they aren't hurting anybody

    average except maybe salmonella but