I'VE GOT QUESTIONS — MODERN HUMAN CHAT AU

spdstr9999: wow dude

spdstr9999: takes a real man to pick on a kid whos dad is sick

spdstr9999: because hes pissy that he hasnt been laid in a while

spdstr9999: thats some real attractive shit right there

spdstr9999: and hi again jacob~

MEOOOOOOWKAI: @bubblecuck yes if that's what you want? really lmao

MEOOOOOOWKAI: lol when did i fucking pick on him?

MEOOOOOOWKAI: i never fucking said anything rude to jacob

MEOOOOOOWKAI: these fucking degenerates had to make it an issue??

MEOOOOOOWKAI: didn't even involve jacob until they brought it up

MEOOOOOOWKAI: yes i can confirm that i'm a repressed hypsersexual psychopath who isn't like this all the time because i haven't been laid in AGES

MEOOOOOOWKAI: lol

bubblegum!: god damn ur annoying

bubblegum!: im serious fight me

bubblegum!: where do u live

bubblegum!: worshipping satan- cool

bubblegum!: sacrificing animals- nice

bubblegum!: but gasp you dont clean your room?

MEOOOOOOWKAI: "resort to physical violence when you lose the argument"

MEOOOOOOWKAI: it's like how every argument ends up being about hitler

MEOOOOOOWKAI: why the fuck would i give out my address to some random fuck on the internet

MEOOOOOOWKAI: if you wanna fight me that bad, find me

MEOOOOOOWKAI: lol u say it like i care

bubblegum!: ok lets be honest im not smart enough to track ur ass down

bubblegum!: also i dont care enough

bubblegum!: and i dont think i lost the argument i just lost my patience

MEOOOOOOWKAI: you must be the type of person who believes it's all right to punch a trump supporter

MEOOOOOOWKAI: losing patience = not being able to continue it? = giving up?

MEOOOOOOWKAI: when you don't want to do something anymore, it's giving up on the argument lol

bubblegum!: it depends on what kinda person they are

bubblegum!: also lmao youre just confusing me

spdstr9999: why the fuck are being such an asshole aleski??

spdstr9999: like here we all are

spdstr9999: minding our own business

spdstr9999: and all the sudden here comes meowkai

spdstr9999: watch out hes being a major dick today!!!

spdstr9999: also pls dont bring politics into this

spdstr9999: molly may not be able to find you

spdstr9999: but i s2g if push comes to shove i will find you

spdstr9999: and beat the everloving shit out of you

bubblegum!: damn

spdstr9999: he picked on a kid

spdstr9999: no mercy from me for someone who does that

DnDboi has changed their username to alekseisabitch

alekseisabitch: oops my fingers slipped

MEOOOOOOWKAI: mhmmm yeah bubble........which proves my point again

MEOOOOOOWKAI: .............spedstr did you even read the chat?

MEOOOOOOWKAI: when the fuck did i pick on jacob?

MEOOOOOOWKAI: quote one time where i picked on him--i picked on everybody else, so unless everyone changed their name to jacob, i'm not in the wrong on that point

MEOOOOOOWKAI: and correction, i'm a major dick and asshole every day

MEOOOOOOWKAI: sure go ahead and beat the shit outta me idgaf

MEOOOOOOWKAI: i need to fucking die already

MEOOOOOOWKAI: lol dickanddickboi

MEOOOOOOWKAI: that's so clever

MEOOOOOOWKAI: how long did it take you to come up with that

bubblegum!: right, my confusion makes you less of an asshole

bubblegum!: makes perfect sense

MEOOOOOOWKAI: never denied the fact that i was not or less than an asshole

MEOOOOOOWKAI: "makes perfect sense"

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alekseisabitch has changed their username to screwthisimout

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