I'VE GOT QUESTIONS — MODERN HUMAN CHAT AU

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    Qldurtms; @Meowkai - aight, lets see your punk ass try to throw hands at me
    Qldurtms; @SpicyItalian - course you did. I knew necrophilia was your thing.
    Qldurtms; wait come back, tell me how the maggots felt. don't be shy.

    bohemiaisdead: but the characters in got seem to die twice as fast

    bohemiaisdead: it's impossible to get invested because of this


    bohemiaisdead: uhh guys, this cat just started rubbing itself against me

    bohemiaisdead: how'd it get in here?? the windows / doors are shut

    bohemiaisdead: my allergies are starting to act up, help

    sataniscool666 has logged on.



    sataniscool666: yo what's up

    sataniscool666 bohemia cats are awesome b/c they're the spawn of the devil

    sataniscool666 i actually have like 3 as my familiars, lol

    sataniscool666 dad says i need to stop sacrificing animals to satan in my bedroom smh

    spdstr9999 has logged on


    spdstr9999: ugh what have i walked into

    spdstr9999: jesass. you need jesass.

    spdstr9999: *jessuss

    spdstr9999: **je zeus

    spdstr9999: fuck it

    spdstr9999: you make a joke ONE time and it's stuck in autocorrect forever


    spdstr9999: pls listen to your dad he knows what he's talking about

    bohemiaisdead: please tell me your kidding about sacrificing animals

    bohemiaisdead: though i suppose it's alright if you don't kill any humans

    bohemiaisdead: anyway, how do i get the cat out of here with touching it?


    bohemiaisdead: why don't you just turn off autocorrect?

    spdstr9999: Ehhhhhhh autocorrect has its uses

    spdstr9999: But for the sake of my sanity I probably should turn it off

    spdstr9999: Hold on a second


    spdstr9999: ahhhhh there we go

    spdstr9999: much better

    spdstr9999: i dont think hes joking

    spdstr9999: i mean

    spdstr9999: hes probably getting his rituals or whatever off of tumblr

    spdstr9999: tumblr doesnt fuck around my dude

    AHHHHH33 has logged on


    AHHHHH33: don't eat those tortilla bowl chips

    AHHHHH33: they will DESTROY your mouth


    AHHHHH33 is typing...


    AHHHHH33 is typing...


    AHHHHH33: wtf are you gremlins planning ??

    AHHHHH33: I swear to Jesus that voodoo is gonna rip you a new one

    AHHHHH33: karma dude

    spdstr9999: helllllloooooooo you two

    spdstr9999: oooo fancy

    spdstr9999: i dont think i have ever had crepes

    spdstr9999: do they taste like france

    spdstr9999: i bet they taste like france

    spdstr9999: i think its pronouced like grapes

    spdstr9999: but instead of a grey noise you make a a cray noise

    spdstr9999: at the start i mean

    spdstr9999: @fadenerd can u confirm?

    spdstr9999: hello there

    spdstr9999: were trying to figure out who made jacob's account

    spdstr9999: at least i think that's their name

    spdstr9999: also i was thinking we try process of elimination?

    spdstr9999: your thoughts?