Waterstorm had known the secrets of Limburgouda making for most of her life. First she had learned to make the base. A mixture of kelpie milk and the finest deep sea algae, the proportions a secret to everyone but her. The next step out of 3 was to add the flavor. The magic that comes with the kelpie milk can be warped and changed to create any flavor one desires and Waterstorm changed the milk in hers to recreate one's favorite flavor in the world. It wasn't really adding flavor but that was how she explained it to people. The third step was to age it in her secret cave hidden deep in a kelp forest, right by her kelpie farm. This was her special way of making the cheese as every Limburgouda maker had their own perfected recipe. The one problem was the smell. A mere mortal would burn at the first whiff, but any immortal or magical creature, like herself, did not smell it and therefore, was immune to the affects. To make her cheese everyone safe, Waterstorm had added multiple new ingredients until one thing worked, a pinch of corrupted Jasper. She had no idea how it worked but she found many of these polka dotted gemstones shattered in oddly shaped holes. She knew she would not run out because although the place seemed to have been abandoned many millennia ago, other shattered and strangely colored gems seemed to appear here and there. Adding this final ingredient to her fresh, well, as fresh as cheese goes, Limburgouda she padded out of her den and yelled, "Cheese for sale! First come first serve! One slice per person and only a sand dollar a slice!" She patiently waited with the cheese stacked atop her head for someone to come by and get some cheese.
//The Steven Universe and Caps for sale (A wonderful book btw, if you haven't read it, read it. I make the monkey sound at you now) are going to kill me and it is wonderful!