Caps for sale! || oops, I meant cheese

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  • Waterstorm had known the secrets of Limburgouda making for most of her life. First she had learned to make the base. A mixture of kelpie milk and the finest deep sea algae, the proportions a secret to everyone but her. The next step out of 3 was to add the flavor. The magic that comes with the kelpie milk can be warped and changed to create any flavor one desires and Waterstorm changed the milk in hers to recreate one's favorite flavor in the world. It wasn't really adding flavor but that was how she explained it to people. The third step was to age it in her secret cave hidden deep in a kelp forest, right by her kelpie farm. This was her special way of making the cheese as every Limburgouda maker had their own perfected recipe. The one problem was the smell. A mere mortal would burn at the first whiff, but any immortal or magical creature, like herself, did not smell it and therefore, was immune to the affects. To make her cheese everyone safe, Waterstorm had added multiple new ingredients until one thing worked, a pinch of corrupted Jasper. She had no idea how it worked but she found many of these polka dotted gemstones shattered in oddly shaped holes. She knew she would not run out because although the place seemed to have been abandoned many millennia ago, other shattered and strangely colored gems seemed to appear here and there. Adding this final ingredient to her fresh, well, as fresh as cheese goes, Limburgouda she padded out of her den and yelled, "Cheese for sale! First come first serve! One slice per person and only a sand dollar a slice!" She patiently waited with the cheese stacked atop her head for someone to come by and get some cheese.


    //The Steven Universe and Caps for sale (A wonderful book btw, if you haven't read it, read it. I make the monkey sound at you now) are going to kill me and it is wonderful!

  • Newt — tags
    When he heard Waterstorm's announcement, the feline admittedly hadn't expected the cheese to be on top of her head. Sure, there was nothing wrong with it, but why wouldn't you just place them on a flat surface? In his opinion, she was more likely to drop the cheese on the ground than sell it. He didn't say any of this though, instead giving the winged cat a confused yet friendly smile as he walked up to her. "I'll take a slice if you don't mind. Also, may I ask why the cheese is stacked on your head? It's a... unique spot."

    [You monkey you! Give me back my caps!]


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  • "No particular reason and since you are the first person, I'm giving you the slice free!" She placed the cheese on a small platform of ice and used a powerful stream of water to cut off a slice. Placing the slice on the front of the table, she nudged it towards Newt.

    //Tsz tsz!

  • Newt — Tags
    He watched in interest as she summoned a stream off water, giving the feline a thankful nod before biting into the slice. The flavor was defiantly different than he expected, and for a moment he appeared to frown. It wasn't that he didn't like the taste or anything, but there was just something about it that came across as odd. When he finally swallowed, his confusion had only seemed to grow. "Sorry, it's not something I would eat on a daily basis. Other then that it's lovely, and I admire your passion for the craft."

  • "It's supposed to taste like your favorite flavor but it doesn't always work on everyone. Anyways, thanks for trying it!" Waterstorm was still happy because Newt admired her passion for this and you weren't supposed to eat it on a daily basis, problems would arise.