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    - The best way to describe him would be an old grouch, though he isn't that way all the time. He's a bit uptight, though does occasionally try flirting. It doesn't end well for most who don't know him well. He never flirts with those he has a crush on, though.
    - He likes to keep to himself, though will gradually open up to those he's close with.
    - He carries some sort of old-styled purse that has materials for jokes and tricks, and prides himself on his 'magic shows' (even though magic is fairly common now).
    - He cares deeply about his appearance, and spends lots of time making his fur neat and trying out various ways to walk that make him look more attractive.
    - He could probably list 50 reasons why standing is dangerous if you asked him to.
    - He accidentally offends people quite often, though will apologize profusely (and probably buy you flowers, etc.) once he realizes. He's probably the kind of person who will drive across town to get food for you, or the person who would set you up on a date if he notices you're lonely.
    - His approach to crushes is...interesting. Things he would say to his crush would most likely include "kiss me you c*****" and "you f***ing bastard". The reason for this is most likely that he doesn't know how to handle it when his emotions get out of control, so he just becomes aggressive around the person. Which leads them to believe he hates them, putting him in a worse position that he originally was. If someone were to get in a relationship with him, though, that would change quickly. He'd want to be the best boyfriend ever, and would probably buy them gifts every day. They'd still have to listen to him rant (which includes lots of swearing), though.
    - He suffers from insomnia and slight anger management issues.[fancypost=border-width:0; font-size: 8pt; text-align: center; width:378px;][color=#FFEFD5] -- TAKE A HINT / [color=#b5b5b5]TAGS