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HIS SOLITUDE WAS A KNIFE — standpaw — the rift — he/him — tags
[fancypost=border-width:0px; width: 450px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 125%]Well, Cain had decided to be an asshole and not just assign Standpaw one little social event thing to set up- but two this week. And man if that wasn't the biggest dick move- Standpaw truly didn't know what was anymore. But, regardless of how much of a douche-bag Cain had been when he had given Standpaw his weekly task, the cream feline was still going to follow through with his responsibility. Because he'd feel bad if he didn't. And Cain was like a dad (to everyone, not just him)- he wouldn't have been able to take that disappointed look that dads were so good at dishing out. He would've felt exceptionally guilty.
So, here Standpaw stood, surrounded by an assortment of leftover Easter candies and dinky toys. He looked absolutely miserable- like he was so bored he could pass out any second. The tom sighed heavily, preparing himself for the shit he was about to endure. "Hey!" He called, "If anyone wants any free chocolate or.. toys, get over here for a quick game!" So they weren't really free if his clanmates had to place a game for them, but so what? Advertisers lied all the time about shit like that. "And if you don't like those things, then, really, just don't bother coming over here!" He let out a loud huff as he finished his announcement, plopping himself down amidst the collection of Easter shit as he waited for a swarm of Rifters to approach. Hopefully this would turn out unsuccessful, and his clanmates hated him enough to stay away.

