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i sat alone in bed 'till the morning, i'm crying,
"they're coming for me" — tags
It was Easter Sunday, and everyone knew what that meant: candy. A shit ton of candy.
The Riverguard was sitting against a rock on the beach with bigs of candy lined up at his sides. He shoved a ton of gummies into his maw and chewed, feeling total bliss. Hey, he might as well get that "dad-bod" if he was going to be a dad, right?
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