THE MEME MACHINE BOOTH | spring gala event

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    [size=8]Standing tall beside the tent containing the main party and dining hall was a red canopy enlayed with gold along its edges. Set into a plethora of cushions and blankets was a rather large... gumball machine? Or at least, it seemed to be a gumball machine. How peculiar. Standing beside it was perhaps an even more peculiar sight, it appeared to be a bug eyed bird of some sort with downy brown feathers and wide yellow eyes. Settling at his throat was a little red bow tie and beneath the small talons he gripped the edge of a much to large hat that was placed upside down. It seemed to be a fedora of some sort. "W-Welcome to the Meme Machine." Greeted the twitchy little bird, "J-just give me your name and clan and I'll write it-t-tit on my ledger here. Then I'll put the lever and it'll dispense a meme for you." As if suddenly remembering something he forgot then feathered attendant suddenly perked up then, waving frantically for a moment to keep your attention. "Oh! Or, alternatively there's a chance it'll dispense an art ticket! Take your art ticket here and you can exchange it for art of your character... er... I mean you." How did the fourth wall work anyways? No matter, the little bird seemed satisfied with what he'd said and returned the upside hat to perch himself. Let the games begin!


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    A great deal of work had clearly been put into this gala event, and Fortinbras felt a warm glow in his chest comprised of amusement and pride and respect as he padded up to the stuttering bird. "Hello there." he said kindly. "Fortinbras Lynderly, from Westeros. I'll take a...meem." what exactly was a meme? He didn't know. If he knew that by having these thoughts he was putting the safety of the fourth wall at risk he'd probably have stopped, but he didn't, so he kept thinking about it while eyeing the gumball-not-gumball machine.

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    SIEGLINDE

    48 moons (4 years) | She-cat | Warrior | ShadowClan
    Always pissed off


    Memes, huh? Sieg couldn't say she'd used or seen them often, but they were always funny. Mostly. Sometimes they were seriously overused. "Sieglinde of ShadowClan. Show me your best memes."


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    Hell yeah, memes! "Heh, Derrick Daremo of ShadowClan," the tiger stated with a smile. He was excited to see what meme this machine would produce for him.


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    This was another booth Synthon was really excited for. A meme dispenser sounded pretty awesome. She bounded up to the attendant and smiled brightly as she chirped her answer for the little bird. "Synthon of ShadowClan!"


    I was brought up as a Southern Belle, I grew into the Queen of Hell-


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    The blood red child bounced over to the machine, pink markings glowing in her excitement. She didn't know what a meme was either but it sounded like it was another form of art and Scarlett just loved painting. The two couldn't be too different. "Scarlett Amoux of Bloodclan Mr. Bird sir."



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    [center][fancypost= width: 62%][font=verdana][size=9][align=justify]Haiiro was most definitely here for this. Even if the only memes he knew were 'wot in tarnation' and 'kinkshaming', he was still excited to see what sort of thing the dispenser would give him. Feeling his way over to stand next to Synthon, the canine-like creature spoke up, "Haiiro of ShadowClan," before falling silent once more, waiting to find out what would happen.

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    [center][fancypost=width: 500px; text-align: justify]Gray shuffled over, looking at the peculiar bird manning the booth. He was certainly curious about what memes the bird would have in store, so he plopped down and provided the necessary details. "Grayarea of the Rift."


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    [center][fancypost=;border:0px;width:450px;text-align:justify][size=8]Gizmo flinched as the line began to form, as if he'd rehearsed this for months though she quickly scribbled down their names one at a time before leaping up onto the lever and letting it fall underneath his incredibly minuscule weight. The first colorful ball to roll up to the talons of the twitchy bird was light blue and burst open to reveal a art ticket. "Oh! It's your lucky day friend! You've received an art t-tick-tic-ticket! Turn it in right here and you can get some art of yourself!" Oh boy, this was along line. You can do it Gizmo, they're just people, you've been training for months... okay three days but you've got this! Shaking out his feathers as if he'd just received the pep talk of a life time he dispensed another colorful ball, this time it was red.


    When it popped open it revealed a... meme. SIEGLINDE! CLICK HERE TO REVEAL YOUR MEME. Oh dear, he hoped no one threw him on the ground. Moving on he managed to make eye contact for almost three seconds with Derrick before he nearly fainted in fear and had to dispense another colorful ball. Green this time, such a pretty color, it reminded him of grass and freedom... anyhow the ball popped open and revealed a meme! DERRICK! CLICK HERE TO REVEAL YOUR MEME. Okay, okay, next up, they couldn't possibly be as terrifying as the last guy right? Trying his best to smile as the orange eyed cat he looked more like he was going to burst into tears than anything but quickly corrected his composure and dispensed a orange ball which revealed a... meme! SYNTHON! CLICK HERE TO REVEAL YOUR MEME. Whoo, okay three more, he could do this.


    Moving on to Scarlett he dispensed a teal ball that revealed a meme! SCARLETT! CLICK HERE TO REVEAL YOUR MEME. Exhaling softly he fluffed out his feathers and dispensed another, this one was amber! It contained a... meme. HAIIRO! CLICK HERE TO REVEAL YOUR MEME. Whoop, one more. Saluting Grayarea he dispensed a metallic silver that contained a... meme! GRAYAREA! CLICK HERE TO REVEAL YOUR MEME.
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    the french feline sauntered on over, eyes wide and curious. a meme? was that like a mime? she wasn't sure, and most english words confused her, so she decided to just go with it. "er, lacey from palisadeclan." she said, accent thick and eyes curious.



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    Cyrus had wanted to come here first, and the nyari's expression was transfixed by curiosity as he came into view of the so called 'meme machine'. It looked interesting enough to him, and he watched for a while as the odd bird in front of it pulled the lever, releasing little coloured balls to each person who had signed up. Were those balls the mysterious things known as memes? Cyrus didn't exactly understand what they were or why people kept wanting to take them, but Cyrus figured he'd give it a try.
    "Cyrus, of the Rift." He meowed, padding up near Lacey to wait his turn. He couldn't help but feel...sort of excited. This was definitely something new.


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    What in the nine hells was a meme? Azrael cocked her head as she approached the booth, her pointed ears falling to the side. No better way totfigure it out than to get one, she supposed. "Azrael Inerforum Canis of the Blackheart Rogues."

    a.. meme booth? how interesting, but then again it really shouldn't be a surprise considering shadowclan was basically just memeclan in disguise anyways. padding over calmly, the husky would hum softly as she approached the booth. "unknowncrimes edenway-pheolem-leonidas of scarclan and moonclan" the young leader would hum calmly, her mismatched gaze blinking. she supposed she might as well give it a shot, considering it wasn't like she had anything to lose.

    [center][fancypost=;border:0px;width:450px;text-align:justify][size=8]Gizmo tried to hide his trembling as the line grew ever longer, a forced smile on his face. It was honestly... kind of creepy. What with the beak and all it was hard to smile by a long shot and... anyways. The little bird hopped up onto the lever, used to the motions by now, but panicked as it got stuck, dispensing a myriad of colorful balls like a fountain. "SCrACK, OH MY GOODNESS." In a fit of panic he flapped his little wings upwards in a mad attempt to pull the lever up, squawking all the while in a fearful tone. Finally, after a few seconds, he managed to restore the lever to it's normal position. "Aheheheh, my apologies, t-t-tech-tec-technical difficulties." He carefully selecting a cyan ball from the now pile and opened it. It revealed a... art ticket.


    "Oh! It's your lucky day miss Lacey! You've received an art t-tick-tic-ticket! Turn it in right here and you can get some art of yourself!" What was that variable again? About one in ten he thought... eh, he was bad at math. He was only good at doing what he was told. Selecting a champagne colored ball this time it popped open and revealed a... meme! CYRUS! CLICK HERE TO REVEAL YOUR MEME. That one always disturbed him, so strange... shaking out his feathers the little bird retrieved a white ball that quickly popped open to show a... meme! AZRAEL! CLICK HERE TO REVEAL YOUR MEME. Lastly the little dude retrieved a sky blue ball that revealed a... meme! UNKNOWNCRIMES! CLICK HERE TO REVEAL YOUR MEME.
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    memes? what were memes? god... it sounded weird to even think about saying it, but seeing as spring was about trying new things, maried decided to give this mister bird a try. "marie casquer. hit me up with whatever you've got, mister!" she said, eyeing the machine curiously as well as the squacking bird.
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    This was interesting to say the very least. The large bear like creature lumbered over with her stark white eyes trained upon the bird dealing out memes and tickets. Well, this certainly was not the strangest thing she'd ever scene but she decided to give it a try. Stopping within the crowd the femme parted her jaws to speak, dark smoke billowing out in the process. Zasha of shadowclan. She murmured in a low tone of voice.
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    [center][fancypost=;border:0px;width:450px;text-align:justify][size=8]Gizmo shook out his feathers and retrieved a ball from the machine, this one being gold. It popped open to reveal... an art ticket! "Oh! It's your lucky day friend! You've received an art t-tick-tic-ticket! Turn it in right here and you can get some art of yourself!"
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