smells like static / o, april fools

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    [size=8]･ﾟ★ ☾ well, its april first so this is to be expected. you dont really have anyone you could prank in mind (well theres bill, but you said you'd stay away from them), so you're targeting strangers. you creep close to an npc, a red balloon firmly clasped in your claws. the contents is strawberry jam instead of water because you figured that it'd be funnier and more april fool-ish. when you get close enough, you pull yourself up onto your hindpaws, swing your forelimb back and lug the trembling sack of jelly at the unsuspecting civilian, a battle cry in your throat, "war!" you hit your target, watching with a thrill of satisfaction as the other feline is splattered with icky pale red sauce. he yells out, obviously startled, and spins on a heel to face you. you yelp, scurrying off to seek cover behind a nearby bush to reach the rest of your stock. grabbing as many jam balloons as you can, you procede to fire at random, trying to hit whatever (or whoever) is in the vicinity, "april fools!"[fancypost=border-width:0;color:#BDA0A6;font-size:12pt;letter-spacing:-2px][center]i'm a n-n-nervous wreck / [color=#fff]tags