Liquid Colors!-O; Painting session

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    Patchy emerged from the woods covered in a variety of colors and berries, he looked quite funny really, well more so than usual. "Hey everyone! I got paints! And Phanny told me to hold a painting session!" Most of the 'paint' was on his pelt, but he had managed to scavenge a few squashed berries to provide more than enough color. He really hoped he hadnt just missed a broom shed or something.
    Im Simply a quilt

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    PHANTOM H.M.N.

    [font='Times New Roman, Times, serif']My grave will never be filled, it's either kill or be killed

    Well, that was one way to go about it. He'd meant like, actual paints, to put on canvases or something, but whatever. He should have expected a "Patchy spin". "Are we meant to be painting you? And for the love of f**k stop calling me Phanny."


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    He looked down at his pelt with an 'Oh' before looking back up to Phantom, "But you just called yourself Phanny, so doesnt that give me permission, I think it does, and we could paint faces, or canvases, or stuff like flowers on houses! The sky is the limit with liquid colors!" he had started to paint tiger stripes on himself using his tail in the woods, needless to say they were a bit of a mess.
    Im Simply a quilt

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    PHANTOM H.M.N.

    [font='Times New Roman, Times, serif']My grave will never be filled, it's either kill or be killed

    Phan frowned. "No, it does most definitely not give you permission to call me that." He grumbled. There was just no winning, was there? And one thing was for sure, he wasn't painting flowers on his house. If he was gonna paint his house, it'd be edgelord black. And that was Pyre's commentary there, Phan thought it'd be regular black. Or beige so it wouldn't be an obvious eyesore in the village.


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    "Alright, then what WILL we paint? I ran out of black so we cant use that." He was mindlessly painting on the nearest surface, which happened to be phantom.
    Im Simply a quilt

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    PHANTOM H.M.N.

    [font='Times New Roman, Times, serif']My grave will never be filled, it's either kill or be killed

    Phantom jerked away with a snarl as Patchy tried to paint on him. "Not me!"


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    "Oh, I hadnt even noticed" he said absentmindedly, Phanny sure seemed to focus on the bad things
    Im Simply a quilt

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    PHANTOM H.M.N.

    [font='Times New Roman, Times, serif']My grave will never be filled, it's either kill or be killed

    Yeah, he did tend to focus more on bad things. Probably because he thought he could fix the bad things and he couldn't appreciate the good things. "Pay more attention." He huffed.


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    "Sure sure. What do we paint then? Your the smart one, and the best canvas I can find." this was simply a blatant fact to him.
    Im Simply a quilt

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    PHANTOM H.M.N.

    [font='Times New Roman, Times, serif']My grave will never be filled, it's either kill or be killed

    "Well, I'm not going to argue that." Because he's an arrogant asshole. And he'd readily admit it. "Let's paint your house, then."


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    "Thats a cool idea! You paint my house, and I'll paint yours!" that was pretty much solid proof of how smart phanny was to patchy.
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    PHANTOM H.M.N.

    [font='Times New Roman, Times, serif']My grave will never be filled, it's either kill or be killed

    "How about instead of you painting my house, I burn it?" He deadpanned, not wanting to so much as imagine what his home would look like if Patchy was permitted to paint it.


    //Phan. Chill.


  • //Woo house burning!


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    "Why would you burn your house? Then you like... wouldnt have anywhere to stay. That'd just be weird Phanny, come on." sarcasm or emphasis were completely lost on the quilt, and utterly useless


    Im Simply a quilt

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    PHANTOM H.M.N.

    [font='Times New Roman, Times, serif']My grave will never be filled, it's either kill or be killed

    //why are you cheering


    Phan stared blankly at Patchy. "You have no grasp on the concept of sarcasm, do you?" Even if he did burn his house, he'd be able to find somewhere to stay easily. And if he didn't... well it wouldn't be is first time "roughing" it in the woods.


  • //Why are you not cheering...


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    "Whats that?" sadly, he really was clueless
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    PHANTOM H.M.N.

    [font='Times New Roman, Times, serif']My grave will never be filled, it's either kill or be killed

    //bc. burning shit down.


    He sighed. "It's like... saying the opposite of what you mean with a cutting tone." Yes, he was trying to explain it to Patchy like he was a child. It seemed the most appropriate.


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    "Oh? That was a horrible explanation! Did I do it right? it sounded like it to me!" Honestly a child was the closest thing to patchy you could get.
    Im Simply a quilt

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    PHANTOM H.M.N.

    [font='Times New Roman, Times, serif']My grave will never be filled, it's either kill or be killed

    "For simplicity sake, sure." Never mind that you had to choose the right moment to use it and Patchy didn't.


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    "We still dont know what to paint by the way, that was like... The whole point right?" really this whole thing had been extremely unproductive, though patchy has no qualms with it.
    Im Simply a quilt

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    PHANTOM H.M.N.

    [font='Times New Roman, Times, serif']My grave will never be filled, it's either kill or be killed

    "Your house." Phan said like it should be obvious - which in his mind, it should.