WINDCLAN CHAT/PLOT THREAD V.2

Maybe Attie can try to be like
"I wanna be a guy again cause vader keeps makin fun o me"

and then he turns into a friggin moose instead

Vader: Your partner is a bitch, Henry.
Henry: Excuse me?!
Vader: Atticus is in the body of a female dog. He is a bitch.

VADER

YEEEES! CHAI WILL SNUGGLE WITH HIS DAD! (even though henry isn't his real dad)

also, i really want an au at an orphanage where attie and henry meet chai and adopt him.

HELLL YES! CHAI GETS HIS TALL BUD BACK! he will hold onto his tail and snuggle the tip.

AND WHEN HES IN THE BODY OF A MALE MOOSE

HE'S BULLSHIT

GET IT
CAUSE MALE MOOSE ARE CALLED BULLS
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DARTH VADER. wrote:

Vader: Your partner is a bitch, Henry.
Henry: Excuse me?!
Vader: Atticus is in the body of a female dog. He is a bitch.

[center][fancypost=border-width:0px; width: 500px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 125%][font='constantia']Literally look at my dash board and that's the first f*ing thing there
*dead*

Also who's ready for pygmy bunny lessa to stop by for a visit? ^.^

Pluto will give Lessa hugs if she wants them

he's good at giving hugs to prey because he'd afraid of crushing Chai

[center][fancypost=border-width:0px; width: 500px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 125%][font='constantia']Omg
Pluto hugging Lessa
Lessa *squinting at Vader* Your kids are precious and hugging people. Where did you go right?
She'd be so happy cx

accidentally read the title bar as hopeful gay jedi

Ye, Pluto is p sweet because he's spent time with more than one father figure/mother figure and it helps a lot

[center][fancypost=borderwidth=0; font-family: georgia; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; width: 500px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px;]PYGMY LESSA YES
LITERALLY JUST A ROUND BALL OF FLUFF
LIKE A MOUSE WITH BUNNY EARS

PLUTO IS NOW 1000% MORE LIKELY TO HUG

[center][fancypost=border-width:0px; width: 500px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 125%][font='constantia']Lessa's demi so she can totally be a gay jedi cx cuz that'd trigger vader
She just hasn't met a girl who she loves like that
Fifer should turn into a girl
That'd count lmao

Omg yeah, that's exactly it cx
Just fluff with bunny ears

[center][fancypost=borderwidth=0; font-family: georgia; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; width: 500px; line-height: 18px; padding: 10px;]Lessa should show up and everyone should just take turns hugging her in all her fluffy adorableness

He wont like Pluto and Alice much either, from what I know Alice is les or bi and Pluto is as gay as gay can get he just hasn't met a guy he's had romantic feelings for to discover that

I'm dead

Oh my god I'm laughing so hard

Spoilers for rogue one but like I'm watching nostalgia critic and they start talking about the hallway scene

Start at 13:03.

Vader would do this

omg yes

its just
i cant
its too perfect

ikr ikr ikr

best part is i watched the movie again with my family and couldn't stop laughing during that scene
they think im crazy

i had a panic attack afterwards, but for like no reason XD