Rising up, straight to the top : karaoke machine

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  • Such an object was foreign to him.
    He had stumbled across one of the old Anatolios members who stuck around, and they decided to give him... a box? It had some writing on it he couldn't read, and some strange object connected to it. Apparently it was called a karaoke machine, whatever karaoke was. Apparently you held competitions with it.
    Well if he held a competition, then he wouldn't figure out what it was without embarrassing himself, right?
    So the German shepherd would go to a clearing, and call out "all Unionites gather for an official karaoke contest!" Hoping that someone would know what the hell they were doing.