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    You should've gotten those questions right since you were technically right.


    Dang, that is spooky.


    Alright, I'm gonna put a blood tw here just in case. So kiddos, get in the fire. This boat is gonna tell ya a story.


    TOE STORY

    i had a biology teacher who one day randomly shaved his head and liked to talk about farts a lot. he also talked about how hot his wife is too. he was an interesting character.
    i'd have funny stories to share if i could ever remember them lmao.
    if i do remember them they're either dirty or inside jokes. :(

    So i have a semi interesting story about my 13th birthday and how my brother was given a lap dance my a cross dresser in Bali


    Rightio. So the year before hand when I was in year 6, I went on a holidays to cairns too see my father while my mother and brother went to Bali as I was deemed "too young" which I don't deny. Any how, because they had gone the previous year, on the year where I was too turn 13, we decided to go to Bali for my birthday and mind you we started planning this in January when my birthday is towards the end of October. But we couldn't book flights etc, because that was the time where heaps of volcanoes were alive and spewing clouds of ash into the sky so we didn't want to plan something then be ripped off because we couldn't get there. About 4 months before my birthday my mum organised a surprise for me and of course didn't tell me.


    So where we live we there aren't any direct flights to other places really so we had to fly to the Brisbane (All in Australia) then from the Brisbane fly to Cairns where we would stay for about 11 hours before catching our flight to Bali. Now we (my older brother, my mother and I) were meant to be going alone to Bali because my dad lives away yadda yadda. But what I didn't know was that my mother had planned for my dad to come along, surprising me when we got off our plane in Cairns (theres like a video up on facebook but not gonna share because privacy) which was amazing because he hadn't been with me on my birthday for like 6 years. So eventually our flight rolled around and we landed in Bali on my birthday. I was officially 13. It was about 2am when we landed so we got to our hotel and slept. That night I found out another surprise they had in store. We went to a pretty popular restaurant over there too the point she had to book 4 months before hand. Anyway, mum booked it as a birthday dinner so we got the best seats in the house.


    The restaurant is themed as kinda like Frankenstein lab so you drink wine out of fake blood bags and stuff like that. Anyway, they have these big musical numbers at certain times with dancers and actors and a band in between. Now, I think this was the second show and we were all sitting watching when one of the characters was a cross dresser for the purpose of this show. My brother had been on snapchat at the time and was attempting to take a picture of said cross dresser when the actor saw him taking the picture and proceeded to hop of stage and walk over to our table. The actor then pretty much gave my brother a lap dance while the whole restaurant that was filled with other Aussies were laughing our heads off at my brothers reaction.


    So yea, that's the time my brother was given a lap dance by a cross dresser in Bali.



    (Grammar and everything is most likely horrible. I was rushing because I have a short attention span and wanted to move onto something else lmao)

    i like how i know quite a lot about supernatural but i've never actually taken the time to sit down and watch an episode (besides these two episodes that had cas in it)

    my 13th birthday no one showed up to my 'party' and my ice cream cake melted because my mom thought you could put it in the fridge.