THE NEW RIVERCLAN CHAT/PLOT THREAD

Rolepaw/play - angry hypochondriac who will kick your ass while he cleans your room because he's a diagnosed germaphoe who has a lot of anxiety around that stuff. Believes that any small feeling in his body is something worse than what it actually is, very bad anxiety about his health probably calls the medic an idiot 24/7 bc he is obviously suffering from something and he's angry no one else can see it. Outside of that he's kind of an ass, just judgmental, bossy, controlling etc. Grew up in a compound with people like him, doesn't really understand how people can live in filth.

Colorcoded - small gay™ who likes to blow shit up and say dawg, yo, and boi more times than they probably should; they've done a lot of bad shit (led to the death of children, robbed people, destroyed stuff) but they're actually a good person, they fucked up in the past because of ties to a gang but they've managed to escape and they just want to do good. They play with fire a lot and can create natural bombs and despite trying to be good they can't hide their desire to blow shit up. They're pretty relaxed and don't get involved a lot but that's also because they're chubby and lazy and doing stuff that they don't wanna do is hard.

Ezhno - feral wendgio/skinwalker hybrid who can't read, talk, or write and lacks telepathy. It communicates through emotional manipulation to get across what it's feeling. She's highly aggressive, very instinctual, and pack driven - it sees itself as an alpha and everyone else as it's pack family. It doesn't understand clan rankings and tend to, more or less, ignore them in favor of considering itself top dog. Dad/mom friend who may accidentally freak out and eat the kids but could also be letting babies play on it while they make flower crowns it's very chaotic and unpredictable. It doesn't ask to join it tells you that it's here note and it's not going to leave.

Fuck I got lazy so the next ones aren't as big or descriptive.

Princess chester - the imaginary friend who is slowly fading and loves children with a fear of adults.

Hiram - ex-member of the garden, got lost in the cult tunnels underground and was subjected to torture and mind fuckery by the goddess and demons; suicidal depressed but pretends he's happy-go-lucky for everyone else.

Miki - memory jesus, ancient being who used to keep all mortal memories gave up their memory so mortals could remember. Hella memory loss very few thongs stay permanent most is gone in five minutes or a week. Most of the time they believe they're married to everyone but 95% of the time have no idea who anyone is.

Plutonium - soft periodic element, actually walking ball of death. Highkey a pacifist and just wants to love everyone but they can't because everything they touch dies. Radioactive as hell and very deadly but soft and touched starved.