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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border-width: 0px; width: 460px; text-align: justify; height: auto;]OK IT IS ON FIRE THE SHIP IS FUELING

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; text-align: justify; font-family:helvetica; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%;]I LOVE THEM ok so in this universe, should ariel live in brooklyn?? cause thats where scotty lives cause flo lives there and he ain't moving

    [fancypost bgcolor=; border-width: 0px; width: 460px; text-align: justify; height: auto;]yep!! thats fine w me

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; text-align: justify; font-family:helvetica; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%;]ok sounds good. she and her family could like live in a penthouse that would be so cool

    [fancypost bgcolor=; border-width: 0px; width: 460px; text-align: justify; height: auto;]omg yes they would tho
    im so excited
    shes such a religious hoe
    BUT ALSO SHES LIKE AN AFFECTION HOE
    they cuddle on rooftops and watch netflix

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; text-align: justify; font-family:helvetica; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%;]FUCK ME UP thats so cute


    also scotty is 100% over protective of ariel if anyone even tries to flirt with her "shes mine, hoe"


    also what's ariel's sign?? i need to know the compatibility

    [fancypost bgcolor=; border-width: 0px; width: 460px; text-align: justify; height: auto;]hmm... haven't thought abt that yet
    probably a taurus or leo

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; text-align: justify; font-family:helvetica; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%;]fucc both go pretty well with pisces, scotty's sign. she's a pisces on the cusp of aries

    [fancypost bgcolor=; border-width: 0px; width: 460px; text-align: justify; height: auto;]i think shes more leo leaning bc she needs attention 24/7

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; text-align: justify; font-family:helvetica; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%;]that's pretty true.


    ok also scotty brings ariel so many weird and random gifts in like the middle of the night like "hey i thought of you when i stole this...."

    [fancypost bgcolor=; border-width: 0px; width: 460px; text-align: justify; height: auto;]YES
    and in return ariel makes her some bomb brownies
    also her meeting flo? oh boy

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; text-align: justify; font-family:helvetica; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%;]oh booy yyy oeeee


    so scotty has definitely been telling flo about her new gf for months and finally hes like "so can i meet her" and shes like "oh shit i didn't think about that yeah lets do it"


    fucc what happens

    [fancypost bgcolor=; border-width: 0px; width: 460px; text-align: justify; height: auto;]ariel would be rlly nervous
    and accidentally let a sex joke out

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; text-align: justify; font-family:helvetica; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%;]FLO WOULD FOR SURE LIKE HER AFTER THE SEX JOKE cause flo is an inappropriate motherfucker


    yes flo would fuckin love ariel

    [fancypost bgcolor=; border-width: 0px; width: 460px; text-align: justify; height: auto;]YES OMG GOOD
    ARIELS FAM WOULD LOVE FLO AND SCOTTY
    lowkey they should become good family friends w eachother

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; text-align: justify; font-family:helvetica; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%;]ok but for sure, flo says something that suggests both him and scotty are both criminals (cause they are) and her parents are like "lol what" and hes like "lol what" and smoothly gets them out of that conversation


    scotty gets so goddamned mad at him after that


    also scotty 100% sleeps at ariel's house 80% of the time and her parents know about it like 30% of the time

    [fancypost bgcolor=; border-width: 0px; width: 460px; text-align: justify; height: auto;]YES OH MY GOD
    tbh tho her family would be so cool w it
    like wow ur a criminal? cool
    youve stolen 10,000 dollars worth of precious art? awesome go you


    but lbr they arent just sleeping (^;;;
    and the weird thing is ariel is a saint from 6am to 10pm

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; text-align: justify; font-family:helvetica; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%;]and then it passes 10pm and shes like "hey ba,,bee, ,,u wa,,na,,a "

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 350px; text-align: justify; font-family:helvetica; font-size: 12px; line-height: 100%;]that so cute her parents are 100% supportive of like everything i love it

    [fancypost bgcolor=; border-width: 0px; width: 460px; text-align: justify; height: auto;]*finishes bible studies online*
    hey babe,,,,.,.,.,,. (^;