THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE (open to all)

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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width:400px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 7pt; line-height:13px;] here's a thread, currently anyone can post on it, and basically it's the bo burnam of threads. we make fun of ourselves and the world through really weird ass rp.

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    "help!!" the peacock shrieked, flapping his feathers uselessly.
    Aka track

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    there once was a cat. he had long, black, overgrown hair and wore eyeliner. on days when he needed to listen to music, he simply fell off a cliff and listened to his own yowling. also, his entire family thought he was insane because he kept screaming at them to wake him up inside. but unfortunately, ten years later he got a hair cut, bought makeup remover, put on a suit, and became a corrupted government official with the lizard. and that was the beginning of geico (probably).

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    Icy was born in a yard and became a garden gnome

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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; letter-spacing:3px][color=gray][sub][size=6pt][font=verdana]the purple glow in the dark sexy beast come fluttering around the corner. Yes. You heard it. A glittering uni-parrot. Being a very rare and unknown species, this majestic thing has the most iconic of looks, being purple and naturally glittered, but also glow in the dark. So... really under black light she would glow as well correct? Her eyes were blue, and she had blonde flowing locks. But this was only when she was in her Drag form. She walked up to another, looking around as she flipped her blonde locks and pulled up her leather skirt, letting her wing's thumb hold her beer. "IM BRINGING SEXY BACK MOTHER F*CKERS" Her deep and velvety voice sang, similar to Katy Perry's Road video as the uni-parrot, known as Death Metal, sent a wink out to any who saw her.[/fancypost]

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    Bell I just died again
    I died like 3 times tonight

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    Death Metal: *winks at pine while licking her beak and shows off her feathery guns while purring*[/fancypost]

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width:400px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 7pt; line-height:13px;]the lizard woke up one morning (before he had choked) and realized that he was getting to be too old. so, thinking logically like all lizards do, he painted himself orange and put a corn husk on his head. he fell in love with the corn husk and developed a conceited accent, making his true love lizard leave him. by that time, it really went downhill because he made all of the different colored lizards angry. but no worries, he still won the presidential race over the other lizard, because girl lizards don't think logically and don't wear corn husks.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width:400px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 7pt; line-height:13px;]i don't know why i'm so proud of my lizard stories

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    "hey guys!" a familiar neigh said. i heard someone snicker quietly, but i turned my heard to look. it was abba, a multicolored mare. "hi," i nickered back nervously. abba looked pleased, her pink eyes brightening. "let's go, pentatonix." my friend, chainsmoker, said to me.
    "c'mon." the weeknd demanded, beginning to walk away. it was a well-know rule that white horses weren't allowed to talk to multicolored horses. abba's eyes darkened and she retreated to her own friend group.


    "i don't get it!" i said angrily, stomping my hoof. so what if my name was abba? so what if my coat was pink? so what if my friends were def leppard and acdc? "it's just the way it is." leppard said with a shrug, continuing to draw a cat.

    [justify][size=7pt]beverly the chihuahua was actually an all knowing cat.
    but the all knowing cat was actually a horse.
    but horses don't exist.
    but beverly the chihuahua existed as an all knowing cat but the all knowing cat was just a horse but horses don't exist so what does that make beverly the chihuahua?[/size]    [/justify]

    The sun fell from the heavens in golden droplets of warmth, hot rays of light illuminating the valley in a nearly iridescent light. On top of the highest hill was a small gathering, curious little multicolored dinos watching eagerly as a lone green spotted egg began to shake and crack.


    First, a small hand pushed through the tough shell, and quickly from there the egg was smashed internally as a small creature was illuminated in the orange glow of the evening hours. This creature, however, was not a little dino like expected - but a tiny human! He was mature looking, considering he was a newborn...yoshi? Person? Whatever you might consider him, the little angel was not even a baby person. He was a little babe that they would come to call Cooper, and he was so perfect no one even cared that he was a person rather than a multicolored * dinosaur.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; letter-spacing:3px][color=gray][sub][size=6pt][font=verdana]THAT MAKES BEVERLY THE CHIWAWA A UNI-PARROT BECAUSE THE ALL KNOWING CATS THAT ARE THE NON-EXISTANT HORSES TAKE A MAGICAL PILL BEFORE THE DISAPPEAR TO NEVERLAND TO MAKE THEM THE UNI-PARROT


    but that must mean that Death Metal took a weird turn in his life because the only medication she ever took was for her type 23 diabetes pressure?[/fancypost]

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; letter-spacing:3px][color=gray][sub][size=6pt][font=verdana]Death Metal licks pine trails face in assurance as the uni-parrot barks loudly to show how he cares, and pulls off her wig to make her gender identity as male, not that she isn't a Drag Queen anymore. He takes you in his hands, as he can hold pine very easily with his large hands and whispers in his ear all the soothing things, but also reminds pine to always call him Daddy.[/fancypost]