A funny story for all my skyrim fans

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  • [fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; line-spacing: -1px; text-align: justify;]so, I'm tracking down all the daredevil artifacts and I get to the "a night to remember" quest. Earlier in the game, I married ysolda, and moved her to my house in riften. Needless to say, it was a little awkward going up to my wife and asking about a ring I had given to my "fiancée" on a drunken spree. She seemed pretty chill.

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  • [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-align: justify; width: 500px; font-size:9.5pt]I'm married to Farkas and I have that quest and I legit saw Ysolda in Whiterun and I was kinda bored so I talked to her and was plunged into a whole 'WTF' moment when she started talking about a fiancee and stuff. I was like 'I'm gay and I'm married wtf you talkin' about?? ? ? ?"

  • [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; text-align: justify; width: 320px;][sup]lmao
    i was killing bandits near the first temple that you go to for the dragonstone
    and i shot lydia in the back of the head
    she was my wife
    she died
    tbh i think i cried for five minutes -- she wasnt set as essential ok and i got a crit with a dragonbone bow and


    just
    i 360 noscoped my wife

    [quote author=ady link=topic=2470450.msg88592459#msg88592459 date=1480797976]just
    i 360 noscoped my wife
    [/quote]
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    Ady, I just kinda look up to you?? Like I remember when I first came back to the site and was still adjusting to the changes you and the others were just super nice and encouraging to me. Thank you for cultivating a welcoming atmosphere that CC continues to foster today.
  • [fancypost borderwidth=0][justify][size=10][b][i]360 NOSCOPED MY WIFE I'M DYING
    i've done that too oOPS,, i accidentally shot a fireball @ my fav follower teldryn sero and he Died and i was too lazy to load a save so RIP teldryn


    & omg that's funny,, a night to remember is such a great quest tho

  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px; height: auto; width: 400px; text-align: justify;][size=8]You and Moria just had such a deep and beautiful relationship that even your wife was happy to let you be together. <:
    But that quest is always so much fun omg, I was cracking up the whole time the first time I did it.


    r.i.p lydia and teldryn... Whenever I use magic I always set Lydia on fire lmao. But she's never permantely died on me, I always reload the moment ANYTHING goes wrong. Like, one bandit will notice me before I stealthkill him, and I'll immediately restart so I can do it properly.

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  • [fancypost bgcolor=Transparent; border: 0px;width: 400px; margin-center: -5px; overflow: hidden; text-align: justify; font-family: calibri;]funny skyrim stories? huehue, are you guys ready fOR THIS SHIT

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  • so i um
    i was fighting that dragon draugorr dude to get the dragonstone
    and i had a fine battle axe


    and i did a stamina attack,,
    and well
    i pounded his dead body into the ground
    and i couldnt get the dragonstone


    i flipping threw the mouse

    [center][fancypost borderwidth=0px;font-family=arial;font-size:15pt;color:white;][b]IM SETTING FIRES TO THE SKY, SCREAMING FOR YOU[/b][/fancypost]
    [fancypost borderwidth=0px;margin-top:-8px;font-family:arial;font-size:12pt;color:white;][b]BUT YOU DARE DIDN'T COME, FOR YOU WERE DEAD TOO[/b][/fancypost][/center]
  • [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; text-align: justify; width: 320px;][sup]LMAO


    ok ok
    so i was outside riverwood once, right
    and there were bandits
    i was with one of my MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS and i tried to just get them to leave us alone but they were like "U GOTTA PAY TO GO HERE" and i was like "its fu ck ing riverwood??"
    anyways, i'm shanking bandits, getting kill cams as i brutally filet their livers and i hear it
    heart drops
    knees weak
    spaghetti


    legendary dragon lands and tries to roast my shit
    bandits are the dead
    dragon is the pissed
    queue 40 minute long battle


    i was also jumped by a legendary dragon at level 41 despite them only appearing once you hit like level 81?? needless to say i died a LOT but eventually killed the fucking dragon

    [quote author=ady link=topic=2470450.msg88592459#msg88592459 date=1480797976]just
    i 360 noscoped my wife
    [/quote]
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    [spoiler][quote author=~Greymatter~ link=topic=2453038.msg88206290#msg88206290 date=1477533538]
    Ady, I just kinda look up to you?? Like I remember when I first came back to the site and was still adjusting to the changes you and the others were just super nice and encouraging to me. Thank you for cultivating a welcoming atmosphere that CC continues to foster today.
  • [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; width: 325px;][justify][hr][size=4pt]a[/size]
    [justify]oh god i got one
    so i'm just running around and suddenly i find a giant and his mammoth
    right well maxed out dragonborn ez enough so i murder both and the mammoth suddenly just vanishes
    alright must be a bug no big deal i'm walking away
    then out of fucking nowhere this mammoth falls out of the sky on me and kills me
    i was seriously about to murder bethesda
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  • [fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 450px; line-spacing: -1px; text-align: justify;]omg that mammoth thing happened to me!! I had ran out of high born so I waited 24 hours in the whiterun wilderness
    And right in front of me, this mammoth falls from the sky.
    I just stare at my screen for a good ten minutes trying to figure out wtf just happened
    Before I burst out laughing.

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  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 425px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 14px;]oh my,,, god
    track because these are all beautiful xD
    i can't remember my Skyrim games enough to recall any funny moments D<

    ❝ JUST BECAUSE EVERYTHING'S CHANGING DOESN'T MEAN IT HASN'T BEEN THIS WAY BEFORE
    ALL YOU CAN DO IS TRY AND KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE AS YOU HEAD OFF TO THE WAR

  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px; height: auto; width: 400px; text-align: justify;][size=8]Alright, so I was playing my thief/assassin character. I hadn't bothered doing any of the main quest, because the whole point of this character was just to do the theives guild and dark brotherhood questlines. I was really low-leveled at this point, so I unless I could stealthkill someone or just shoot arrows at them from a distance I was useless in a fight, and I didn't have a follower either.


    Anyway, so for some reason I'm roaming close to a mountain, and I notice a dragon place nearby on the map. I realise that because I haven't completed dragon rising, the dragon guarding it wouldn't spawn. Nice, free treasure! Run over there, game quicksaves I as get to it. I head over to pick up my sweet loot, then I hear a banging noise.


    Fuck


    Krosis bursts out of the coffin and immediately wrecks me. Unfortunately, the only recent save I had was when I just reach the place. Cue useless dragonborn spiriting down the mountain as fast as they can, while a dragon priest flings fireballs down at them.


    I feel like the game was warning me to not be greedy, or a least check which dragon lairs have a dragon priests guarding them before rushing in there.

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  • [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 95%; color: white;][justify]♔♔♔ (ignore sub)
    When I first started playing, I married idk-his-name and was doing a quest and he was following me (idk if that was part of it or what). But I was fighting a dragon and trying to protect him, like a good husband. Then accidentally headshotted him instead.
    I think I just stared at my screen for about one and a half hours before turning it off
    I worked really hard for his booty mk
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     MAYBE IM JUST
     
    A KID IN LOVE
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