yes homo / p.

[justify]^{[size=7pt]wOw i'm so glad that snape approved it when i was 2!!1![/size]}[/justify]

[justify]^{[size=7pt]oMg i feel so awk reading our chats in my kitchen bc i end up smiling way too much n it's so awk cause my mom's like
"wtf are u doing"
n i'm like "nOthIng"}

^{idk whether i hate your puns or i love them yet
it's a strong feeling of both
but wOW snape must rlly like me if he was looking out for me fourteen years ago[/size]}[/justify]

[justify]^{[size=7pt]omg i saw that in your sig but i never joined in bc i felt like an awk baby
and well
i respect and admire your life choices cause wOw that's #dedication}

^{same if i was cool enough for an autobiography
i hope i'm a big 170pt sized font in your autobiography tho[/size]}[/justify]

[justify]^{[size=7pt]I MADE U A THING!![/size]}[/justify]

[img height=300 width=400]http://i375.photobucket.com/al…%20woodsy_zps1ikhi4xd.jpg[/img]

[justify]^{[size=7pt]see, it's us holding hands as riVER OTTERS
n then those are your thoughts in the top left, n then my opinion of u on the bottom right,
n then there's another pic of u extra #hot on the top right[/size]}[/justify]

[justify]^{[size=7pt]yES i've always wanted a book that's 365,000 pages long n it's just my name!!!
in my non-existent novel, your name is 365,001 pages long bc ily more <3}

^{u know me so well like just look at dyl like wOw 10/10
yAY I'M SO GLAD U LIKE IT I HOPE MY IDEA OF YOUR THOUGHTS IS ACCURATE BC THAT'S WHAT U REMIND ME OF WHEN I THINK OF U!!! n also hades but YES!![/size]}[/justify]

[justify]^{[size=7pt]update: my book is forever on-going and i'm having it sent to everyone via text message aND to their front door bc i love u the most}

^{i,,,
that video,,
i am in love
srry woodsy
i think,,
i think i've fallen in love w/ something else that's not even human[/size]}[/justify]

[justify]^{[size=7pt]we have a log child??
why was i not made aware of this??
wh at i always thought i'd be a better parent than this wth
what's our log child's name?}

^{honestly,,,,,,
it's rlly good and i,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
worry ab my future
n ever stepping on beaches again}

^{do u wanna hear a story ab me n seagulls that i never tell anyone??}

^{um, well my book will be made into a movie so everyone will actually watch it n fall in love w/ u much like i have hAHA I THINK I BEAT U [/size]}[/justify]

[justify]^{[size=7pt]I'M SO SORRY
I THOUGHT WE DECIDED THAT WE WEREN'T GONNA HAVE A LOG FAMILY
logbert can do whatever they please and i will be a proud parent anyway n i will spend the rest of my life trying to work out our familial problems}

^{my future involves watching the video 28737423932 more times n then helping u w/ that weird marriage revolution
n once u think ab giving up, i'm gonna be like "nuuu do it for logbert"}

^{but woodsy if u truly loved me u would let me win
but i guess i love u more so i'm gonna let u win anyway
at the same time tho i will see my movie a shit ton of times a day, everyday so that i will match ratings w/ u
n on rotten tomatoes, i'll make a bunch of fake accounts just to rate my movie 6/5 stars[/size]}[/justify]

[justify]^{[size=7pt]wow
that was so harsh
;^;}

^{ily still but
good luck w/ yoda}

^{n ofc
i'll always support u even if your goals take ages n i'll be dead by then b <3}

^{also logbert won't become a college drop out
i think they have their goals in order
i'm sure we've been good enough parents kinda[/size]}[/justify]

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[justify]
noooo
go to therapy
i'm too lazy to switch between houses and i also don't have legs because i'm a log
and where would i go to school? i mean, i don't go to school anyways, but that would be chaotic!

woodsy, you can't marry yoda
pari, you can't marry a video of yoda

AND YOU'VE BOTH BEEN TERRIBLE PARENTS
YOU NEGLECTED ME AND THREW ME IN A FIREPLACE
AND BURNED ME
or maybe that was just a nightmare i had
it's terrifying being a log, you know

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[justify]^{[size=7pt]woodsy,,
when did logbert grow hands??
but logbert has made v excellent points
n i still love u u can't leave me now}

^{also logbert,,,
i'm p sure that was a dream bc we don't have any fireplaces at home
[/size]}[/justify]