[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; borderwidth=0px;width:400px; font-family: arial][justify]Alex wasn't necessarily stupid. At least not in his opinion. He was just very... naive, for lack of a better word. He'd spent a good portion of his life alone, hidden away in a bunch of brambles and thickets, and he'd ever really experienced the outside world. The trip to HawkClan had been quite the experience for him, being young and weak. For anyone else it could've just been another dull, unexciting road trip - despite being an easy target Alex hadn't even made eye contact with any other living thing. He just walked.
That being said, when he came across a discarded baggie of weed, he couldn't help but investigate. He'd eaten a small portion of it, curious, but it tasted like dog shit. And smelled like dog shit, for that matter - why did everything have to stink? So he left it alone and went off to do whatever he did, and he was fine for about an hour. That was, until the weed actually took effect.
Because animals were a fuck-ton more sensitive to drugs than humans were, Alex was pretty fucking inebriated. He was out of focus, sitting in a patch of grass and staring off into space. While he was a breath away from puking up everything he'd eaten in the past week, he sure felt good. He was a hell of a lot more calm than he normally was, when he was sober and felt like shit.
He vomited all over the grass in front of him and laid down, groaning weakly. Nevermind that, he thought, scrunching up his face. So much for feeling good.