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they are v cute and v loafed
but shfkdnjdksma im glad u like it cuz lemme tell u this was the hardest thing to make ever
well i mean mb not ever
but his arms/hands kicked my a,s
but yEH HAPPY GILLING

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[spoiler=super gays response x7][justify][color=white][font=new times roman][size=7pt]. it becomes a sort of war to see who can get to the kitchen and rearrange it to their liking first. [also i'm not saying that lex has ulterior motives for making cuan bend down to get the spices but... i mean i'm sure he isn't complaining]
. look lex brought it on himself when he decided to house a tsundere super villain
. omfg just imagine cuan quietly refilling his coffee and getting him water and food and just silently cheering him on as he sits right next to him and snickers at the suckers being destroyed. it's a lot funnier when u aren't the one who's as,s is being handed to them.
. yesss from then on lex usually goes by himself bc he's afraid for cuan's mental health.
. lex legitimately is a small child in an adult body.
. yES. THIS IS THE CURSE OF THE SMOL, CUAN. ACCEPT IT. ACCEPT ITTTTT.
. cuan reads comic books. he's especially fond of batman.
. cuan is v smug and doesn't let aleksey live it down for weeks after the fact - even when he's sick. also cuan is hopeless at care taking so lex does most of the work himself or just tells cuan what to do and how to do it. but cuan does let lex have the bed by himself and just sort of quietly piles more and more blankets on him until there's like a heap of fabric on top of lex. see also: "where did you get all of these blankets?" "your house." "cuan i don't have these many blankets." "your apartment complex is technically the same as your house."
. lex shows cuan all of his cats and lists off their names. cuan is charmed but also a little weirded out by aleksey's in-depth explanation of breed and personality in each one. also: cuan doesn't really care for animals, but a particularly mean cat takes a liking to him and decides to make its home on his shoulder.
. lex is also the type of coffee to have all or nothing. at home, he drinks his caffeine black- when he's out it's the most disgustingly sugary thing he could get. also he's v grumpy when without coffee. he mutters 'soggy lampshade', amongst others, under his breath and glares [read: pouts] all day.
. right exactly// and cuan just sits up with him until he can get to sleep bc insomnia yay
. cuan is v comfortable with his smol blanket because it keeps him warm. he grumbles mostly on principle because he's a V Evil Villain okay
. lex collects records but because his place is so small he keeps them all in storage. he also collects vintage games but he keeps those .

[justify][font=times new roman][color=white][size=7pt]pffafkladg;jag
hahahahaha i'm cracking up over here help
wtf babushka
i'm cryiGN stAHP
just
holy crap my stomach's cramped f,ck
why is that so funny helpP

[justify][font=times new roman][color=white][size=7pt]omFG
STOPPP
hahah fuuuuuck man i'm laughing too hard for this shi,t oml
just
imagine gil seeing him without his mask
everything looks normal
and then the eyES
aRE JUSt CIRclES OMG I'M F,CKING CRYING W/ LAUGHTER

okay but no with me it's definitely gil who gives me the most trouble
mostly because of his glasses but also because his exPREsionS ARE SO HARD
anskfldafsa

but yeh i'm working on a cuan/lex where they're both wearing dorky sweaters so
i've discovered that not only is cuan's hair a pain in the a,s to make
but it is v hard to draw lex for some reason wopwopwop

[justify][font=times new roman][color=white][size=7pt]wELL U KNO WHAT I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
JUST
IF U COULD SEE THE LOOK ON MY FAMILY'S FACE
they look as though they are seriously considering the pros and cons of a mental hospital rn omfg
i blame u
but then again they prolly won't admit me
mostly cuz it costs too much money
but stILL
hahahah gil's f,cking done oml omg

i meaN glASses slay me
and yeah i like expressions when i can get them right
but mosT OF THE TIME ITS HARD OKAY
and that, my friend, is why i use mechanical pencils

riGHT??
CUAN IS AN AS,HOLE WHY DID I DECIDE TO USE EVAN PETERS FOR A FC DAMMIT
i mean yeah that's true
i bet it'll get a lil easier as time goes on

yehsjkalhgklaga
i'm so excited b oml
i loaf drawings of the babes
and today's procrastination day for me
like i just saw the newest star trek movie like the loser i am
and i was just sitting there considering getting my stuff done
but
well
star trek
so i barely got anything finished lol

[justify][font=times new roman][color=white][size=7pt]mb it does make me feel just a little better
but just a little
i still blame u u lil shiet

r ig h t?
but it's even worse when i make an expression that i like
and then i haVE TO ERASE IT
bECAUSE OF REASONS
actually, that can apply to a lot of things
faces, eyes, hands, etc. etc.
it's rare when i come across a hand that i like
but when i do i usually have to end up erasing it
ALSO BROOOO I GET YOUR PAIN
CAR DRAWING IS SO HARD
EVERYTHING SH A K E S
and ooooooh rite
i usually just do the pencil outline and then go cover it with colored pen

I KNO WHY DID I CREATE U CUAN
ALL U DO IS TRY TO MAKE ME THROW MY PEN AT THE WALL
FUUUUUUUU

i MEAN I LITERALLY SAW THAT YOU'D POSTED AND THEN I DECIDED TO SLEEP INSTEAD I'M SO R R Y

asfjkdfhjaghjkjkfsg
deep breath
deeP BREeatH
it's sO F<CKING
kagl;afg
they're sO CuTE
BabUSHkA
staHP It
[actually no don't never stop it i literally live ofof this hagjkldg]
thank u
thank u for this
but also y
y do yoU mESS WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS
HELPPPPPP

[justify][font=times new roman][color=white][size=7pt]rIGHT?
I HAVE A FUNERAL WHENEVER I HAVE TO ERASE THE GOOD STUFF
IT'S AWFUL
but yeh worst thing about expressions? when i'm making them really... er... expressive, especially in public, my face likes to mimic them. so when i'm drawing a manic grin, my face subconsciously contorts into that look. this especially occurs when i'm doing an evil glare that promises death.
i wonder why no one talks to me....
i meAN hands can be wonderful if i draw them right
i actually like drawing them
not digitally tho cuz digitally they can kiss my a.s
but yeh traditional drawing of hands is super fun for me woop

CARS FUUU

no, me neither
a lot of the time i mess it up if i even try lol
but i usually at least do the lineart afterward
i mean pencils are awesome tho
even if a prefer markers
they can be a pain in the a,s cuz of ink and shizz
and the ones i get always suck except for the copics my grandma got forever ago
so

AFL;GJLK
I MEAN I CAN'T BLAME YOU TBH
I WANNA SLEEP RN
BUT I HAVE TO WORKKKK
UGH
MATH
I LIKE U
BUT NOT THIS MUCH

i kno ur evil
but v fluffy
ur evil in ur fluffiness
a;slf
i knOW
BUT IT HURtsSSS

[justify][font=times new roman][color=white][size=7pt]i mean rIGH T?
my sister has t hit me to get me to notice i'm doing it
it's aw f u l
but then again i guess it's better than when people do approach me when i'm drawing...
*shudder*
*war flashbacks*
lell

alWAYS
and it's awful especially when i really like the original sketch like
FUDGGEGFE

HAHAHA
WE SUCK AT GETTING THINGS DONE
YAYYY
ALSO HOLY SHIET YOU KLANCE?

i kno
i kno

[justify][font=times new roman][color=white][size=7pt]"omigawsh you're so lucky to be good at drawing! i can't even draw a circle lololol"
"okay yeah totally lucky and not thE FACT THAT I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR TEN YEARS HAHA YOU'RE RIGHT"

i knOW
EVERY SINGLE TIME
IT'S LIKE "IF I DIE YOUNG' IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND
WHILE I HAVE MY OWN MINIATURE FUNERAL
IT'S AWFUL

OMFG
YOU N E R D
YOU'RE A KLANCE SHIPPER
HAHAHAHAHA