Idk parky bab
Um
I feel like hed love her lowkey but theyd also butt heads a lot maybe
Its sorta this thing where they argue and tease each other a lot but everyone knows theyre actually good frens and its mostly just banter ¿
Idk parky bab
Um
I feel like hed love her lowkey but theyd also butt heads a lot maybe
Its sorta this thing where they argue and tease each other a lot but everyone knows theyre actually good frens and its mostly just banter ¿
[fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: justify; line-height: 100%; font-size: 12pt;]omg
ash will get jealous and turn the movie volume up over everyone's voices telling muddy how she's way better than ash and his white boy feelings will get hurt
speaking of white boy feelings getting hurt
at the party everyone should roast him to perfection okay like pls
ans he is on the verge of tears while everyone roasts the poor boy pLEASE HE IS ONLY A SWEET CHILD
What will ash think of axe ¿
[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; color:#;]they should release a whole herd of chickens and whoever catches the special chicken with a red ribbon around its neck wins a prize or smth idk
JHENÉ WOULD ROAST HIM THE HARDEST TBH
"boi what the fuck is ur hairline looking like a mf mcdonalds sign and i am not lovin that shit"
[fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; margin-top: auto; line-height: 110%; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 10px;]These new Maria headcanons speak to me on a whole new level
"- okay honestly hips don't lie and fergalicious are still her jams and will 10/10 dance if she hears them
- steve rogers and wade wilson are legit the loves of her fucking life
- so is harley quinn
- just honesty loves margot robbie, chris evans, and ryan reynolds"
Omfg yes
They would definitly do that
Just in the middle of the party a bunch of chickens start running around
"Wow who did that"
"Who knows"
Omg
Maria wouldn't roast him but she would be dying at Jhené's roasts
[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; color:#;]me and maria are honestly the same person omg
"well that DEFINITELY was NOT ME or MARIA JUST SAYING"
"jhené shut up you're making it obvious"
"I DIDN'T DO SHIT"
NEW HEADCANON: jhené is the roast queen
no one can top her fiery roasts
Headcanon
Axel loves her roasts he fully supports the roast
[fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; margin-top: auto; line-height: 110%; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 10px;]Same tho
Honestly Maria is relatable
Omg yes
"It definitely WASN'T US"
"Jhené calm down"
"YOU CALM DOWN"
Lmao yes
Maria will love them all
[fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: justify; line-height: 100%; font-size: 12pt;]tbh ash may or may not dislike him
just because all of his friends like him and he feels like he is taking away his attention
and it sounds selfish bc it is but ashton has always been the center of attention so it's like weird for him if everyone was hanging out w axel and not him
ok yes his own gf roasting him too hard to the point of him leaving the room to 'get something to eat' but rlly he goes to the bathroom and cries in there
Ooh conflict i love
Ye tbh i can see them being a bit conflicty honestly just because idk ,, i get that feel yknow??
[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; color:#;]"ME AND MARIA, AS A COLLECTIVE, HAVE DONE NOTHING ILLEGAL. AT ALL."
"jhené, girl, chill."
"I'M PERFECTLY FINE OK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO EXPOSE US"
omg when ash leaves to room to "get something to eat" she'll feel so bad and end up following him to the bathroom
she'll feel so bad like, "MY BABY IS CRYING OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE"
and then she'll apologize for like days afterwards bc she loves him
ooh axel and ash conflitct i love it
[fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 12px;]when you need to post more often on everything but continue to never post even after you've realized you need to c':
alright so i'm gonna post on the rp thread here soon ok i promisE
[fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; margin-top: auto; line-height: 110%; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 10px;]I love these two so much Omf
Okay! Anyone have more party ideas?
Okay mars, it's all good!
We gotta plot the twins more omf
They're everything
Ok so now legit all i need is some coolnperson ppl that axe can either meet uo at the football game with or show up with idc which
Cause i wanna post i just need somewhere for him to start and someone for him to approach
[fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: justify; line-height: 100%; font-size: 12pt;]yes omg ok the poor puppy is getting roasted for being the whitest person ever
[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; color:#;]well since maria and ash are both friends with seth, she and jhené could be friends as well??
& just posted in the rp thread with a shit post lmao
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fuentes
; of course!
@punk; ooh thats gr8 & he could be w/ seth bc i need to place her somewhere as well
Cool
They can ride together or smth and just tease each other the whole way or smth idk
[fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: justify; line-height: 100%; font-size: 12pt;]yes omg ok the poor puppy is getting roasted for being the whitest person ever
[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; color:#;]"see now this is why i don't give you blowjobs; white people's meat is never seasoned"
jhené would be coming for him omg by the time she's done, he'll have been roasted into the shadow realm
[fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0; width: 400px; text-align: justify; line-height: 100%; font-size: 12pt;]I AM HOLLERI NG
[fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; margin-top: auto; line-height: 110%; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 10px;]Omg
Why can I see the squad just sitting there
And Maria and just starts swearing in Spanish and Russian and all these other languages
And they just drink like milkshakes watching her like
"U good now?"