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Sweet boys wanted to dance? He'd show them the fandango, dab and nae nae all at the same time, confuse them all and end up impressing those with brain cells. It sounded like a pretty good plan, and an honourable way of getting a clanmate back. He had gained slightly dubious permission to go ahead and raid, so guess what!? This was a raid!
Well, for the most part, in his enthusiasm the chihuahua had sort of left the main gathering of SunClanners, and whilst he was sure they'd catch up (had he even noticed how far he had strayed?), for now the hyperactive canine was just backwards running at a breakneck pace through Exile land, eventually hopping back to the normal way to shuffle his paws at what appeared to be a caffeine induced pace.
"I am five pounds o' pure fire an' I ain't gonna leave til I get what I want! Some guy thought it'd be funny ta steal my clanmate. said guy I don't even know tha name of! I'm gonna call 'im Times New Roman for now, cause like the rest of you he's probably about as generic as they come! Well guess what sweet'earts, 'Zos gotta special type o' humour an' it don't include ya Romeo fantasies o' smoochin' wit' the enemy cause you're jealous o' em,". Was that how Romeo and Juliet went? Eh, probably, what was wrong with rewriting history? "So, like Dory ya just gotta keep on swimmin' and grinnin' right until ya hit a brick wall because by tha time I'm through with you you're gonna look like Humpty Dumpty! Bring it on,". Would that give his clanmates some time to catch up? He didn't know, he just really liked talking.
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[size=8]GENERAL:
★ ENZO XERSES | ZO, CASSADY | MALE
★ Panromantic | Pansexual
★ Single | #foreveralonesquad
★ NPC xx NPC | Gen 1 | No Apprentice
★ 15 moons | April 2nd | Ages Real Time
★ Warrior of SunClan | Captain Friendzone | Unofficial "G"
IMPORTANT FACTS:
★ OG of nicknames
★ speaks informally due to language barriers between species ; also speaks quickly
★ probs has a forever crush on Phantom
PHYSICAL:
★ RED FOX [birth/main] | health: 100%
★ WEASEL, CHIHUAHUA, FERRET [side]
— a small red fox with baby blue eyes. he has white paws and black tipped ears, and he's always seen with a leopard skin bandanna.
— major injuries: n/a
— [i]minor injuries: sore throat [comes && goes]
PERSONALITY:
— comical, caring, energetic
— talkative, loud, show-off
— dense, scrappy, vexing
— enzo's reactions tend to depend on who he's talking to, but overall he tends to approach everyone with the same energy, like him or not. he tends to exaggerate his emotions for attention, and is a little mellower deep down, but he doesn't really want to show anyone. he knows a lot of references to a lot of different fandoms and medias, and is not afraid to dip into cloud cuckoolander territory to tell everyone what he knows.
INTERACTION:
★ Makes friends easily
★ Medium Physically | Easy Mentally | Hit & Run
★ Will Start Fights | Will Run Away | Smacktalks [i]A Lot
★ Attack in #FF7F50
★ Can powerplay peaceful or nonviolent actions.