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"yooo.." sarcy sauntered to the base of the stairs, well aware that nobody could hear him. it was somewhat hesitant, a completely rare sight as the confident sarcy was never hesitant. he was always confident. well, he had been doing some.. extracurricular activities on his.. self-provided school trip to... hawaii? truth was he had never been to hawaii but so far that was his fake destination point because he was sure as hell that he was going to get yelled the f-ck at. maybe 'sure' wasn't a strong enough word? definitely seemed better. but f-ck that sh-t, because no, he was going to break the system.
allowing augustus to plop a megaphone out of his coffin lid, he lifted it with his very fresh telekinesis powers, turning it on as he trotted up the stairs. "SUP B-TCHES I'M BACK-" he paused, maybe that was too harsh, especially since there were probably a few cry babies that would scold him for his language. "YO MOTHERF-CKERS I HAVE ARRIVED, AND DO NOT WORRY I AM COMPLETELY HERE TO CRASH THE NONEXISTENT PARTY IF NOTHING ELSE!" he called into the object, his voice blaring out as he finally reached the top of the stairs, a small grin on his face. why was he grinning? oh, just getting ready for the sh-tstorm.
//ayyeee blizzardclan famm <333
lost muse with this asshole for a bit but now he's baaack
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[size=10px]general:
sarcophagus nil | sarcy | male
bisexual | heteroromantic | single
auxiliary combatant [hp] | no immediate family
ages randomly | 14 moons
is not currently mentoring [open] | rude
physical:
• black wolf w/ white & grey markings [current]
- luminous yellow optics
- average-sized, lean & relatively muscular + is a bit on the tall side
- wears a leather necklace with a talking coffin named augustus barnabas attached to it. the coffin also works as a endless backpack that he stores things in + it spews purple smoke whenever it opens
- references [click] [click] [click]
injuries/phobias:
• terrible claustrophobia issues
• no injures at the moment
personality:
• rude | sometimes chill | impulsive | insensitive | cold
• major sarcasm alert | tends to have one night stands | is a bit f-cked up
confrontation:
• medium physically | medium mentally
• attack in underlined white
• may powerplay nonviolent or peaceful actions
other:
• important links: x x x <-- empty links
• theme songs: x x x x
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