I WANT FABULOUS - alma high chat room

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    [align=center][size=10][fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; width:400px]elekid: also "i walk through my door"
    elekid: "i have killed a man"


    elekid: okay but the song. is still playing i am actually scared i don't care how bodacious nelly thinks my a$$ is he cannot solicit all of my clothes off at this point in time i mean he hasn't even revealed his pasty thighs to me yet smh


    elekid: no yeah it's cool i've got my cats
    elekid: keith pidge and i, we're chilling
    elekid:
    elekid: three peas in a p od

    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; margin-top: auto; line-height: 110%; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 10px;]weedle I love you too
    weedle if I didn't I would let you stay there and suffer
    weedle got it
    weedle should I say my sisters hamster got out and we need help finding it

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    [justify]josh has logged on.
    josh loser it's coming from your driveway


    eevee yes that will work
    eevee definitely
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    [align=center][size=10][fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; width:400px]elekid: what
    elekid: how
    elekid: how do you kn
    elekid: YOU'RE RIGHT WTF
    elekid: there's a lone boombox sitting in front of my house omfg
    elekid: how did you know it was there did you put it there

    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; margin-top: auto; line-height: 110%; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 10px;]weedle if they start to say no just say bye and follow me home boi
    weedle okay I just parked my car
    weedle be right in

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    [justify]jigglypuff wtf josh
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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; margin-top: auto; line-height: 110%; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 10px;]weedle I dont even have a sister

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    [justify]josh it's called taking a leaf outta dais's book
    josh i may or may not be hiding down the street in the impala of magic


    eevee ur a godsend
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    [align=center][size=10][fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; width:400px]elekid: okay i just have one question
    elekid: why
    elekid: were you planning on ambushing me when i stepped outside

    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; margin-top: auto; line-height: 110%; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 10px;]weedle okay guys
    weedle I just rescued evan
    weedle because I am a kind human being


    weedle do we need to stop at your house for stuff
    weedle and nix am I picking you up

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    [justify]jigglypuff wrong jordan i'm your sister
    jigglypuff and yes ok
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    [justify]josh at first it was to merely distract from angsty movie
    josh but now it's just cause i have no reasoning now


    eevee u would make the best sis jord
    eevee best car ever
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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: none; width: 380px;][size=7pt]dazy okay 1) i am v late and v sorry
    dazy 2) hot in here will forever be in my top 10 of terrible 2000s songs
    dazy 3) eLLIE we do not discuss the bill murray x scarjo kiss
    dazy we do not discuss bill murray getting to kiss the literal goddess that is bby scarjo
    dazy 4) joshua addams spontaneous music bringing is reserved for beautiful moments
    dazy i don't think "i am getting so hot i wanna take my clothes off" qualifies as a beautiful moment

    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; margin-top: auto; line-height: 110%; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 10px;]weedle okay yes nix
    weedle you are my sister


    weedle I have a brother
    weedle but he lives in New York
    weedle with his own family
    weedle with my nephews and nieces
    weedle I do anything and everything to bond with them when I see them
    weedle and one of them calls me uncle Jordan so same


    weedle also
    weedle we are making a detour and getting nugs after I pick Nixon because I want nugs

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    [justify]josh her emotions sounded painful therefore i brought something suggestive and sadness breaking to the table
    josh ya'll are a bunch of emos and need some humor ok


    eevee nugZ
    eevee Josh I'm offended and triggered by ur emo statement
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    [align=center][size=10][fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; width:400px]elekid: well
    elekid: i guess
    elekid: since you're outside and nixon doesn't want to watch lost in translation with me
    elekid: do you want.. to come hang out
    elekid: this is weird
    elekid: i'd be lying if i said i didn't want to cruise around in that impala though


    elekid: it's,, whatever


    elekid: DAISY HI
    elekid: hot in herre is a masterpiece
    elekid: BILL MURRAY IS MY KING YOU LEAVE THAT SENILE MAN ALONE
    elekid: and i beg to differ
    elekid: i'm sitting in my pajamas and watching sad movies and i think that's absolutely spontaneous music worthy

    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; margin-top: auto; line-height: 110%; margin-left: auto; width: 450px; font-family: arial; font-size: 10px;]weedle I do mean anything
    weedle has a sent photo.
    [img width=439 height=510]http://i66.tinypic.com/2hnn7u1.jpg[/img]
    weedle anything
    weedle they ignored me after

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    [justify]josh everyone wants to cruise in the impala but what ppl don't know is that i have a child's car seat in the back
    josh see im trashy but not that trashy
    josh i'll have to reschedule my meeting with the queen of england but i can probs fit in a hanging out
    josh im going to feel ridiculously overdressed I'm wearing like three layers rn whoops
    josh im locking up precious as we speak so see u then
    josh i might cry during sad movies tho just warning


    eevee bootay
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    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; width:400px]elekid: HOW WONDERFUL
    elekid: BOY DO I FEEL ALL KINDS OF SPECIAL
    elekid: shall i.. meet you outside then
    elekid: where will we even go
    elekid: what will we DO


    elekid: omg so i went downstairs to get my shoes
    elekid: AND PIDGE WAS ATTACKING THEM
    elekid: look at this piece of garbage
    elekid sent a photo.


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    [size=6pt]everyone meet teddy my real cat and my real shoes

    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: none; width:380px;][size=7pt]dazy okay okay i'm outvoted
    dazy good intentions + impala + nelly + pajama-ed ellie = beautiful moment
    dazy ooh josh i bet car seats are the new craze
    dazy making all the girls swoon left n right
    dazy wait can i please join the fathers are out somewhere n i just burned my neck trying to curl my hair bc i'm terrible at trying to be nice looking
    dazy halp
    dazy but el maybe your cat's a pacifist. i'd support their desire for harmony amongst the species


    dazy jordan what