we're not your kind of people [★] private au, kaoru

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  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 460px;]Jeez, this was boring. There was nothing to do in class at all and all he wanted to do was just go to the music room and do whatever he wanted at the club. Well it seemed his prayers were answered as he heard the familiar sound of the bell doing the usual 'ding dong'. He jumped up in his seat, looking to his twin brother and then gazing down at the female between the two. He didn't have time to grab her arm, though and run off. He just wanted to head towards the club room quick. The first year placed a hand on the desk and then leaped over it with his bag heading towards the door laughing. "Come on slow-pokes!" he called behind him. Thought he didn't exactly run, it was more of a speed walk then anything else.

  • [fancypost borderwidth= 0px; line-height: 14px; border-radius: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; color: silver;]kaoru was still trying to pack up his stuff when hikaru suddenly jumped up and bolted, causing kaoru to stuff everything messily into his bag and run after him, calling out, "hikaru, wait up!" he slowed as he reached his twin brother, though, trying to match his pace. god, why was he in such a hurry today? they'd even left haruhi behind! "why are you so antsy to get to the club today?" he asked, his eyes glancing at hikaru quickly, before returning to their original position. the two twins were walking so fast (courtesy of hikaru), that they were liable to knock into anyone at any second. "it's not often you're charging to the music room," he added, giving a shrug.


  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 460px;]He slowed his pace and glanced at his brother, raising a hand as he gave a one shoulder shrug. "Class was really boring. I just spent the whole time doodling on the desk." he admitted. To be honest it wasn't like he'd do much unless the club was open for business which it probably was. If it wasn't he'd probably pull out the hand held video game with him in his bag and play that, letting the boss and the others do their thing. Hikaru turned back to pay attention to where he was going before having to look back to see if Haruhi was alright. Probably but still, he couldn't help but feel guilty for leaving her behind. She'd be alright.. Right? Psh, of course.

  • [fancypost borderwidth= 0px; line-height: 14px; border-radius: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; color: silver;]slowing down right along with the other twin, he stared at him, rolling his eyes at hikaru's words. "doodling on the desk? good gracious hikaru," he said, before dropping his voice to a low rumble, sounding like a certain teacher. "writing on a school property is a very serious offence, mr. hitachiin." and he'd give a lighthearted smile, catching hikaru's glance behind him. ha, he was the one who bailed out on haruhi, kaoru just went after him. that was going to be his excuse if she got angry at them for not walking with her. hey, she could also always catch up, too. wonder what kind of stupid idea the boss would have today - hopefully nothing too weird, or else kaoru was going to be the one bailing on that, instead of hikaru. unless the eldest twin beat him to it, of course.


  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 460px;]He placed his hands on his hips and did the same with his voice as he spoke, "I'm going to have to send you to detention, Mr. Hitachiin." He laughed aloud and stuffed his hands in his pockets, a smile on his face. If he got scolded by the fellow first head then he'd probably be a little hurt. He'd brush it off and just go back to doing whatever to annoy Tamaki. But if he made them dress up in something weird(well they dressed up as girls but that was to make sure Haruhi didn't leave them) then that'd be a big nope. Tamaki always was one to go all out for stuff so he didn't doubt he had something weird in mind.

  • [fancypost borderwidth= 0px; line-height: 14px; border-radius: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; color: silver;]kaoru raised one of his hands to cover his mouth as he laughed, almost sounding more like a giggle. honestly, the way hikaru just didn't seem to care for his schoolwork at all sometimes should be worrying, but, knowing his twin, he wouldn't even give a crap. he'd just brush it off, and continue doing the exact same thing. "honestly, don't you ever worry about your schoolwork?" he asked, looking at hikaru as he spoke. they were nearing music room #3, and the crowds in the halls were getting thinner and thinner, until kaoru didn't really notice anyone at all, besides the occasional girl, of course. why did all these halls seem so empty? sure, it was an abandoned music room, but with the population of the school, shouldn't there be enough people to fill it up? of course, there were the classrooms and outside, but that was besides the point. stopping, he'd tilt his head upwards, giving a smile at the 'music room #3' sign hanging up there, and turned to his twin. "you're opening the door." why? simple, he didn't want to be caught in a hug by honey.


  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 460px;]He halted and shot Kaoru a look of anger- jokingly -and then raised a hand to the door handle and gripped it, twisting it and opening the large door. As he walked in the obvious happened and Honey ran in and tackle hugged his arm, pulling him down. The boy let out a loud choking sound almost as he nearly hit the ground. "Ack- Honey-senpai!" he said with wide eyes. Soon the blonde skipped off back to whatever he was doing and Hikaru turned to look at his twin as he brushed himself off. He was always the one getting hugged by Honey. Next time he was making Kaoru open the door.


    muse where

  • [fancypost borderwidth= 0px; line-height: 14px; border-radius: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; color: silver;]as hikaru opened the door, kaoru hung off to the back, grinning. only walking in after honey had dispersed and had (probably) gone back to eating whatever sweets he'd been eating, he'd send hikaru a triumphant look. "don't blame me, you didn't have to open it," he'd say, shrugging. walking over to a table to plop his stuff on, he'd collapse on one of the couches, tucking his hands behind his head. it was nice to actually sit on a comfortable seat for once today, as he'd been sitting on those cruddy school chairs ever since he got to school basically. and, to be honest, his rearcheeks butt was hurting. "wonder what's up today?" he mumbled before his mouth parted in a large yawn. nope, no fatigue allowed. bad school, making him get up so early.


  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 460px;]Dammit, he was right. Someone had to open the door, though... They should've just waited for Haruhi. He let out a soft sigh of defeat and followed his twin, placing his bag beside his and heading towards the couch. He flopped down and crossed his leg over his other one and leaning on his brother. "Yeah.. What's the boss got in store for us today?" he murmured after Kaoru, closing his eyes with a bored expression across his features. That's when Tamaki bust through the door with not costumes but Haruhi. He opened one eye and saw the aggravated look in the older boy's features. "How dare you leave Haruhi! She could've gotten lost! You're her older brothers!" he said obviously scolding the twins. Hikaru just closed his eyes again and said, "I was in a hurry."

  • [fancypost borderwidth= 0px; line-height: 14px; border-radius: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; color: silver;]sort of getting a small jumpscare when tamaki and haruhi burst in, kenora raised his eyebrows at the boss, and jabbed a thumb in hikaru's direction. "i ran after him," he said defensively, giving a little shrug. why was tamaki all of sudden trusting them? "and aren't you always complaining about us associating with haruhi?" he asked, tipping his head to the side slightly. all the time it was like 'those damn twins' and 'go away, doppelgängers', but now, all of a sudden, they were 'big brothers'? huh, surprise to match all surprises. besides haruhi was smarter than she looked. tamaki acted as if she was just some dumb animal, to be honest. not all the time, but quite a bit.


  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 470px;]He pulled out the hand held device in his pocket and opened it up, turning it on and beginning to play the game that was on it. He waved a hand around basically waving Tamaki off like it was nothing. Hikaru looked up at Kaoru and grinned. Tamaki was just speechless before sighing and walking off, leaving them be. "Sorry??" It wasn't like she could get lost, she was an honor student.


    //lmao in the manga Tamaki says they're the brothers of Haruhi because aww family

  • [fancypost borderwidth= 0px; line-height: 14px; border-radius: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; color: silver;]WHOOOOPS
    this is why you read the manga as fast as you can kids so you can get through the whole thing and understand everything to do with the manga


    he shook his head as hikaru just brushed tamaki off like a moth, and when he noticed the handheld game, he began looking at the screen, unable to figure out what game it was. looking up, he offered haruhi an apologetic grin, but seemed too interested by the small gaming device to actually apologize. leaning on hikaru, the first-year would watch for about two minutes, before asking, "what game is that?"


    lmao can you just be haruhi and tamaki please
    you'll understand everything much better
    but just tell me beforehand if your making a manga reference
    don't worry i can be honey and mori if you need


    also woops kinda rushed because supper


  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 470px;]Tamaki was infuriated now. He held onto Haruhi's shoulders and held her out to the twins visibly shaking her shoulders. "Hey don't just ignore me! Apologize because daddy was worried about his little Haruhi~" the tall blonde would say obviously peeved at them. Hikaru just shrugged his shoulders and listened to Kaoru, shrugging. He didn't know the name of the game exactly but it was fun. It was some weird castle platform type game. His thumbs moved swiftly across the controls until the little pixelated man died and a game over was apparent on the screen. The boy handed it to Kaoru so he could play. "I'm fine Senpai. I'm actually glad I wasn't dragged along when he ran out anyway." he heard Haruhi say to the worried 2nd-year. Hikaru had gotten a little crazy when he jumped over the desk. Ah, well.

  • [fancypost borderwidth= 0px; line-height: 14px; border-radius: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; color: silver;]kaoru was watching tamaki and haruhi, quite amused by the scene in front of him. turning his attention back to the device as a 'game over' appeared onscreen, he'd take it as hikaru passed it over to him, and began. he wasn't quite as good as hikaru, since he'd had much less practice, and lasted only about a minute. shame. he raised his eyes and had a smile on his face. "it was actually quite funny." he said, glancing at hikaru with one eyebrow raised. "he jumped over his desk and was out of the room before i'd even packed up my stuff." in his mind, he could almost imagine a big dust cloud forming behind his twin as he ran out of the room, and he shrugged his shoulders. "guess i could've waited, but we can't have this guy getting in trouble, no?"


  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 470px;]He watched as the other failed and murmured, "You have to catch the pattern of the enemies and then you get used to it..." He said more about the game and what to do but was quiet so pretty much only Kaoru heard. He would glance up to look at the two and couldn't help but snicker slightly. Hikaru didn't really know what was up. "Kaoru you can't trust me? I'm hurt!" he replied with a heart on his chest trying to look hurt. Well it wasn't like he'd enjoy not having his brother by his side as they walked to the abandoned music room. But he wasn't about to apologize because, again, Haruhi was capable of making it here herself.

  • [fancypost borderwidth= 0px; line-height: 14px; border-radius: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; color: silver;]hearing hikaru's tip, the auburn-haired boy would start again, watching the enemies closely. he was still playing as he heard hikaru yet again, and glanced up quickly, seeing the other hitachiin put a hand over his heart. this resulted in another game over, but kaoru didn't really care, he just gave a large smile. "oh, really, mr. doodling on the desk?" he teased, propping his head up on one hand. "one could think you got out of there quickly to avoid getting in trouble." ah, yes. more getting on each other's nerves, although it'd never escalate too much. just a normal day for the hitachiin twins.


  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 470px;]He stuck his tongue out as he sat up on the couch. "If anything those doodles deserve to be put up an art museum." he scoffed. They were mostly little stick figures of the two of them and their "plots". Or even hilarious doodles of Tamaki that made him laugh as much as he tried to hold it in. If only he could show them to Kaoru. Hikaru stretched his arms out on the back of the couch. Soon Tamaki approached them and said, "Alright get ready you two, the guess we'll be coming any minute now." Hikaru sighed and moved to take the game away from Kaoru and shove it back inside his pocket. Just another day in the host club.

  • [fancypost borderwidth= 0px; line-height: 14px; border-radius: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; color: silver;]in response, kaoru also stuck his tongue out, looking very amused by the whole idea of doodles being out in a museum. could you imagine the horror that would ensue, especially if they were hikaru's drawings? oh, dear. "i'll believe it when i see it," the hitachiin said simply, holding out the game so hikaru could take it. hm, wondered what kind of acts they'd be pulling today, he though, sliding off the couch.


    [rushed because i hear noises and i think my grandparents are coming to check on me byeeeeee]


  • [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=transparent; text-align: justify; width: 470px;]Hikaru stood up, brushed himself off/straightened his uniform and then stretched out his arms. Soon they heard chatter and immediately the lot of them got in the usual place they stood for when someone arrived. Hikaru yawned slightly and then looked to the Kaoru as he responded, "Trust me, you'd love to see my doodles in a museum." The stuff he drew was just.. Wow. It was kind of a surprise that he hadn't been caught yet even to him. Hikaru shoved his hands in his pockets and awaited the sea of girls to flood in.

  • [fancypost borderwidth= 0px; line-height: 14px; border-radius: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; color: silver;]kaoru watched as hikaru dusted himself off and straightened his uniform, and he followed his twin over to the group, and they all stood in place, welcoming all the girls as they began to flood in the room, rose petals flying everywhere. honestly, how did that happen? good grief, no matter how long he was in this host club, he'd never understand how things worked sometimes. after everyone was in and kyoya was doing his thing, they'd go wherever they needed too, getting geared up to entertain their clients. of course, the girls with them were probably just there for the brotherly love, which made kaoru smile in amusement to himself.


    [rip idk what to write in this situation oo000ps]