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    Sometimes it got terribly boring when she couldn't find her siblings.


    She tended to think more, though, which was good. And it got her started on some of the more important questions- what's the meaning of life, why am I here, who put me down on this earth.


    Oh, and yeah. How are babies made?


    The tiny wolf pup trotted into the deserted center of camp, eyes alight with innocent curiosity. Littlepup looked around, but no one was in sight, so she plopped her but down and opened her maw. "MOOOOOMMM!" She howled. "HOW. ARE. BABIES MADE?" Poor little Lit had no idea she was doing anything out of the ordinary. She wanted attention and answers.


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    ▲ THAT NONE OF THEM HAVE FELT THIS WAY ▲

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    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=;border:0px;width:450px;font-family:verdana;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;line-height:1.5]"God gave women this scary thing called a vagina and sometimes when you pet a woman enough a baby pops out of it." He said softly, tail wagging with a chuckle. He wouldn't lie, his loins had been tingling with a naughty sensation ever since spring rolled around and now he was starring face-to-face with the product of that sensation. "But ya have ta watch out cause you only have ta pet them a good one time and they could be grumpy for weeks, months, hell even years before a baby pops out of 'er." He wasn't wrong, aside from the whole 'petting' part.


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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=transparent; width: 425px;][justify]★ ★ ★[size=3pt]--[/size] [size=9pt]Oh, she was going to skin Zombie. Attempting to violently smack Zom in the head as she walked past him to get to her daughter, the council member narrowed her eyes. "Zombie's a bloody idiot, Lit, don't listen to him. As for your question, I'll let you know when you're older." She snapped, shooting a glare at her clanmate.[/size]
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; color:#;]How babies were made? Alex would've said something, but she knew it would've been along the same lines as Grandpaw's answer. Something silly her parents told her.


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px;][justify][size=8]Thankfully Melantha had been asked this question many times, and she had a good answer prepared for occasions like this. The lovely huntress prowled over and cast the children a small albeit gentle smile. "Alright kiddos," she began with a simple preamble, rolling back on her haunches so to be more comfortable as she began the long and arduous journey that was avoiding telling babies about fornication. "The answer is kind of hard for kids your age to understand, but you'll learn more when you get a little older. To keep it easy, think about it like this: when two people get together, sometimes their love is so strong that it plants a seed in the mother's - or maternal figure's - belly. That seed grows and grows inside the mother until it is ready to be born." there, that should do it. "Do you understand?" her expression was soft, but there was something in her eyes that said that if they delved too deeply, she would scold them for it. It was like a "trust me, I know what I'm talking about and you'll find out more later as you grow up" kind of look. But also "please don't ask I don't want to suffer" hidden away within her olive orbs.
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    ( IM CRYIGN DAN ,,, , also track )


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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 1px transparent solid; width: 450px; height: auto; font-family: verdana; font-size: 9pt;][justify]Dodger wasn't the right person to come to for these kinds of questions, but Melantha had explained it well enough. He gave a satisfied nod as he took a seat next to Lithiumpaw, smiling cheerily at Littlecub. He would have told the child that babies came from storks but you know, to each their own. [color=#adb2c8][b]

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; width: 375px;][justify][size=9pt]"I thought people had sex?" Cassius said, a dramatic confusion planted on his face. "Ya know, the old frick frack, the bang, The one-eyed monster and coochie square dance?" Snorting the bear burst into laughter at how dumb he sounded, his big body falling into it's back before kicking his legs for extra effect.
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    "Cassius! We were trying not to ruin her innocence?" He chided, trying not to laugh. Oh dear. The point was over. "Don't listen to him. In fact don't ever." He snorted and shook his head. This wasn't the point.
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    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; width: 430px;][justify][size=9pt]"Sex........?" Louis echoed softly, pressing up against Dodger's front legs while his sun-baked gaze raked over Cassius. Babies came from.......sex? The old frick frack? The bang? The one-eyed monster? The coochie square dance? Lou's eyebrows knitted together in pure confusion, as always. Calliope told him, quite clearly, if he remembered, that babies came from storks. Not that the boy'd actually ever seen storks drop babies off to their parents.......but if Calli said it, it must be true - right? "Baby comes from stork," he concluded, directing his unsure statement at Cassius. That whole 'sex' word sounded weird. Frick frick was funny, though.


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    • louis praelium
    • male
    • dodger & breakdance's brother
    • too young to even grasp the concept of romantic love
    • cub & loyalist of scarclan
    • one month old, ages every 200 posts


    FIGHTING & INTERACTION
    • no powers
    • 100% pathetic at all things battle
    • ask for capture, no kill
    • attack in white
    • feel free to powerplay any peaceful actions


    APPEARANCE
    • small one month old lion cub
    • tawny fur w/ pale spots on his face
    • blueish/greyish eyes
    • pretty much still looks like an oversized rat
    • has a necklace w/ a dog whistle on the end of it


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    • unable to hold a completely successful conversation, only knows basic words and phrases
    • can pick up language from others
    • moves very jerkily and awkwardly
    • ic opinions only
    • born april 28th


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    "Do not say that word!" He chirped right back at the lion cub. Did he even understand what happened to Break? Stu wasn't sure. But yes, a lot of different words for the whole shibang. Enough said right there.
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    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; width: 375px;][justify][size=9pt]Oh, he had heard that one. Cas had never been told that due to his messed up parent and then his dead one, but apparently this was a pretty common thing. Slowly he got up before whispering, his paw tapping against his muzzle. "Well, they can come from storks, like, stork babies though they come from eggs kinda too." Huh? Innocence? Oh...Right, that thing. "Your right, I totally forgot babies grow like plants. I am so silly."


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    [justify]tags based on tord from eddsworld ... muse so-so?


    Tord chuckled as he strode towards the group, metal prosthetic making a series of metallic noises. Thank goodness it wasn't screeching with the loud sound of metal against metal. He smiled at Stu, "Cassius is right though." He laughed, glancing at the large and giggling bear. "The good ol' frick is how you got to go about that." He agreed, nodding with another chuckle.


    He turned to Louis, "You can say that too." He shrugged, tail swaying with amusement.



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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px;][justify][size=8]Melantha turned and shot Cassius a look that said "do you want to die?" Considering her expression evolved from light and warm to a stone cold glare was concerning in itself. If it weren't for the children, she would have her jaws around his throat right now - not actually penetrating the skin but doing enough to let the bastard know she was serious. A few more seconds of fuming before she subdued the angry fire in her eyes and traded it for icy conversationalism. "They do. An egg is fertilized and it grows into a fetus and then an infant." she was about to fight a bxtch but she did good keeping herself in check.
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    // retro to exiles capture


    Silentcub had kinda came in tge middle of the conversation. She popped out of invisibility beside Stu and tried to figure out what was going on.


    // im dying of laughter ovr here.
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    Littlepup was utterly mesmerized by the assault of voices with each their own explanation of how babies are made. Chromy was in tears from the laughter, but Littlepup looked simply dumbfounded and turned to her mother. "So it's sex? Or a seed? Or petting? Or a stork? Or cabbages? Or a fetus?" Lit cocked her head, befuddled as the symphony of arguing tones surrounded her. She looked at everyone- Melantha, Cas, Grand, Stu, Dodger, attempting to get a straight answer out of one of them.



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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px;][justify][size=8]"It's a seed." Melantha clarified with a nod. She straightened herself, giving off an authoritative air so everyone knew that she was the one in charge and they should listen to her. Not that they would, but Melantha did not exist to mislead people. She believed in her leadership qualities and would appreciate if everyone else did so too. "The seed comes from strong emotions between two people and fertilizes the egg, which is in the mother. The egg grows into a fetus, which becomes a baby. When the baby or babies are big enough, that is when they are born."
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    He snorted as he came over to the group, meowing in his monotone voice, although it seemed slightly amused, and he was hiding a smile behind his mask, keeping his eyes half lidded, "I was told as well that they come from the stork, but I know better than that now. Although I wouldn't be so stupid as to ruin a poor child's innocence by talking about - ahem - 'frick frack'." He said, shooting a glare his clanmates way before saying, looking at Melantha and letting out a small chuckle, "Strong emotions do not have be involved. Sometimes babies are complete emotionless accidents."
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    [fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px;][justify][size=8]"Lust and sadism and fear are strong emotions." Melantha replied without a second look at Crow.
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