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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;][b]"Useless, useless," |
| he mumbled, voiced heightened, hitting himself on the nose. He hated this. He was really hating this. He wants to go home, to the Ocean! The Upworld was completely useless! Creatures that must hunt and kill for survival? Sure, he'd seen sharks, but he wasn't going to hunt for himself! It's stupid! "I will chase the food!" Aldo mimed with his brown paws, mocking himself. "I will chase the food and then I will eat it, oh boy, I cannot wait!" Ah... Perhaps the starvation was getting to his head. Head. So strange. He didn't always really have one of those, and now look at him. Also can think. Also can move. Also can speak. Also is [i]alive. |
| Alive. Conscious. The Upworld. Things too big for a mere dime-sized Jellyfish to comprehend. Ah, perhaps the sea gods cursed him to forever be a Jellyfish out of water? Was there a point? At this, also stopped in his tracks, near black eyes locking on the river. An adventure, perhaps- SHINY! SHINY SHINY THERE IS A SHINY! Aldo dashed and piled into the river, head sticking in the mud and... tryingg to find the shiny and eat it. What a crazy old man. |
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