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    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=;border:0;width:400px;text-align:justify;font-size:13px;line-height:1.5]Felix glanced around, the smell of ocean was nice and all but he wanted to go home. Or, not be in this game or whatever it was. Be never okayed being forced to play some weird new VR thing and never would have. Be was in a slightly grumpy move so when a big pile of wet sand completely absorbed his paw the golden retriever was definitely not happy. "God motherfuckin damnit!"

    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; borderwidth=0px; font-size: 10px; color: white]"Haven't I already told you about profanities?" Heavenlypup growled with a genuine glare for once, trotting over on her small black paws. She'd been pacing the beach, debating whether or not to go for a swim. It was hot and she knew the water would cool her down, but her brother died in there. It hurt her brain. However, now she had a purpose for being here besides looking like a crazy person.


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    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=;border:0;width:400px;text-align:justify;font-size:13px;line-height:1.5]I'm trash sorry for not replying sooner//


    With a loud sigh Felix gestured to his paw as if to use that as an excuse, and it kinda was seeing as his paw was completely swallowed up by wet sand. "What are you- my mom?" He said a bit truffle though it was meant as a joke. "Hey...Uh, not to be a bother but I can't move my leg." The canine slumped as of defeated before popping back up, which caused a suction-like noise, then a pop, and finally he was free. "Haha! Are you good luck or something?"

    [justify][size=10]"Yes! I am the overbearing mother of this Clan!" she shouted in response before promptly bursting into hysterical laughter. Once she had recovered and heard Felix's latest statement, she pulled a cocky smirk. "Well of course I am! You should've realized this by now," Heavenlypaw stated, sending the older male a sassy look of her dark brown visionaries.

    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=;border:0;width:400px;text-align:justify;font-size:13px;line-height:1.5]Overbearing mom who was...Really young? Concerning. "Oh yeah? Then why do you always show up when I'm...Golly gee, being a potty mouth!" The last bit was said with mock horror before melting into a lazy smile. "So, uh, why we're you down here? Well, swimming I guess." That made the most sense anyway- it was a beach.

    [justify][size=10]She gave a shake of her head at the statement made. "Not swimming, debating on going swimming. There's a different, Mr. Swears-A-Lot. Actually, no, that name is reserved for Roosterteeth. You can be... hm... you can just be Felix McSwearyface. Yep, that's your new name. It has been decreed," the girl babbled, nodding in a confirmatory manner at what she just said. Sometimes the kid could make up a ridiculous name like she just did, or use big words like 'decreed' like she always just did. She was just an overall contradiction.